You’ll quickly become accustomed to closing doors behind you. Not out of politeness or anything, mor
There’s a monster in this picture. You can’t see him because he’s invisible. What, that doesn't soun
Loading screens give you brief snippets of a mini-novel that transcribes the events leading up to Da
Getting this screenshot is one of the scariest things I've ever had to do in a video game. Hope you
19th century Silent Hill.
Alright, now this is just silly.
ARE YOU EVEN READING WHAT YOU ARE WRITING!?
As if the Biblical messages weren't obvious enough already.
Baby serpent penis fountain.
BECAUSE WHY THE EFF NOT!?
From A to B, he is truly a Renaissance man.
FUCKING RUN, YOU DUMBASS!
How most people would describe me.
I AM A COLD BASTARD, MADAM.
I can imagine this looking cool if it weren't supposed to be a waterfall.
I have the Orb. I AM THE ORB!!!
I think the reflection is disapproving of this screenshot.
I think you mean March 20, mid-day.
I was not one of them, obviously.
I'm calling Cosmic Genesis as my band name.
I'M DOWNING THIS ENTIRE GODDAMN BOTTLE!
I'm not even sure what's going on in this picture.
I'm picturing Alexander as extremely religious.
It doesn't show too well, but that chair won't cover the candle.
It was the 19th century, you guys. Different time.
It's not even referring to the game.
Look, if I did it in Famicom Tantei Club, I'm gonna do it here.
Maybe you're just insane.
Me Mento, You Mento, We Mento.
MY FATHER FELT LIKE A MURDERER!
Nope, it still doesn't make a lot of sense.
NOT YOU, 2008 PRINCE OF PERSIA!
Now I just wish I knew what the hell it meant.
OH SWEET FUCK WHAT IS THIS FUCKING THING!?
Oh, I'd say they're very applicable.
"Oh, this orb? Let me tell you about the history of glass."
OUR NAME IS RELEVANT NOW.
Out of the darkness, the creature emerges.
PERHAPS I SHOULD INTERACT WITH THIS OBJECT.
Pick your reason why this should be censored.
Real men pee standing up.
Somebody needs to post this in the anime thread.
Strange tools of science.
Take that, let's say CloudEnvy!
That feels condescendingly obvious.
THE ORB, IN ALL ITS QUALITY-CHANGING GLORY!
This angle makes no sense, especially in motion.
This is an episode of The Venture Bros, isn't it?
THIS IS SURELY OF SOME SIGNIFICANCE.
THIS IS THE PRICE FOR YOUR DOUBT!
This isn't how I played the game, in case you're wondering.
Unfortunately, things are abundantly clear.
What orbs am I holding, again?
What's Old Shining Force doing here?
What's the worst part of this image?
Why are you so angry at me?
Why is baby serpent penis fountain bleeding?
Wouldn't that be the first thing you notice?
YOU SAY ON THE RECTAL SCREENSHOT.
You'd be killing either way.
Your cows distract me from my music.
