Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow - official wallpaper
Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow - official wallpaper
Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow - official wallpaper
Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow - official wallpaper
Pretty sure this isn't the first solar eclipse of the 21st century, Konami.
NO WAY THIS IS ALUCARD, YOU GUYS.
"I don't care, Hakuba. This guy's clearly crazy if he thinks he's a woman."
"I don't care what YOU call yourself; I'LL call you whatever I damn please!"
"What is this 'transexuality' you speak of, demon man!?"
Graham Jones is the most goddamn pimp name you can create.
I like to imagine that as an actual explosion noise, for some reason.
What context can justify this?
We get it: the N64 Castlevania wasn't that good.
This is Maria or some shit, isn't it?
That's what you get when you refuse to identify people on their terms. Dick.
Hey, if I could find a way to use that one Katawa Shoujo pic, I'll find a way for this.
"Gratitude? Oh, how droll."
Yoko Belnades doesn't get how that joke is supposed to work (and I don't, either).
"(Women can't have penises. What's going on with this bitch?)"
Says the guy who's perfectly fine ogling women.
"Your orders are to invade the solar eclipse at 0800 hours. Do I make myself clear?"
I don't need to make a joke for this; it's already a joke.
Better book that flight to Hakuba, Sir Charms. (No, that's really his name.)
"People getting offended when I forcefully reject how they identify themselves."
Being friends with a female anything clearly makes you a Cassanova.
"Fuck you; I'm calling you Hobo King."
And just like that, Soma Cruz is Icemael with a Brooklyn accent.
"Fuck you; I'm calling you Dracula anyway."
No, I really don't know why that door's like that. Like, at all.
"Should've known it was the church behind your lecherous ignorance."
Graham Jones: Vampire Pimp. Rated PG-13.
"HOW CAN YOU BE TRANSGENDER!?"
Oh, I'll find a way. You know I will.
"How can my eye suddenly disappear from view? That's madness."
"You simply have to accept that you're not the race you identify as, because I say so."
I'm well aware that this isn't my castle.
"I'm not even sure why you suggested that in the first place. We barely know each other."
Jesus wishes he had such sick fashion sense.
I think he's stabbing her, but it looks more like he's showing her this really cool knife.
"That completely negates the gaping stab wound in her chest."
Hopefully, this becomes a GIF of him licking his lips.
I think this is the only time we don't follow a guy somewhere immediately after a cutscene.
Could always use such helpful advice.
"BULLSHIT. YOU ARE HOBO KING DRACULA. ACCEPT THAT, YOU DELUSIONAL FUCK."
It says nothing about acting on these observations, mind you.
"But he had to call the marriage off when he found out Lilith was cheating on him."
Why don't people in fiction ever give other people the opportunity to answer these questions?
Grand Theft Demons' Souls.......FUCKING MAKE THAT HAPPEN.
That explains absolutely nothing about his forum behavior!
I guess these statements are connected. I guess.
Shouldn't those statements be in reverse?
"(I don't want her knowing that I'm a woman on the inside.)"
"I am SELMA now. GET USED TO IT, WORLD."
"Because it makes me feel like shit. Outside appearances are the only thing that matters."
"Fuck it. A man who thinks he's a woman? That's simply ludicrous."
"But I thought you were Dracula." "......This is gonna cause some problems."
That's an invisible wall I'm hitting. That's the only thing in this room.
"They all think they're hot shit, don't they? They don't want to mess with all this."
"Completely normal situations just amuse me ever so."
"I realized that after not once fighting in the entire game."
I don't think he ever told Soma about his mom. Or anything, really.
What's that space doing at the beginning of the second line?
"It" prefers to go by he. Dick.
Never a good idea to have "look" and "eclipse" in the same sentence.
Like Twinkie the Kid, only spicier (presumably).
"Ken, you're too plastered to do anything. Just go Hama. For us."
Everybody else? Not so great.
Pretty sure this isn't the first solar eclipse of the 21st century, Konami.
NO WAY THIS IS ALUCARD, YOU GUYS.
"I don't care, Hakuba. This guy's clearly crazy if he thinks he's a woman."
"I don't care what YOU call yourself; I'LL call you whatever I damn please!"
"What is this 'transexuality' you speak of, demon man!?"
Graham Jones is the most goddamn pimp name you can create.
I like to imagine that as an actual explosion noise, for some reason.
What context can justify this?
We get it: the N64 Castlevania wasn't that good.
This is Maria or some shit, isn't it?
That's what you get when you refuse to identify people on their terms. Dick.
Hey, if I could find a way to use that one Katawa Shoujo pic, I'll find a way for this.
"Gratitude? Oh, how droll."
Yoko Belnades doesn't get how that joke is supposed to work (and I don't, either).
"(Women can't have penises. What's going on with this bitch?)"
Says the guy who's perfectly fine ogling women.
"Your orders are to invade the solar eclipse at 0800 hours. Do I make myself clear?"
I don't need to make a joke for this; it's already a joke.
Better book that flight to Hakuba, Sir Charms. (No, that's really his name.)
"People getting offended when I forcefully reject how they identify themselves."
Being friends with a female anything clearly makes you a Cassanova.
"Fuck you; I'm calling you Hobo King."
And just like that, Soma Cruz is Icemael with a Brooklyn accent.
"Fuck you; I'm calling you Dracula anyway."
No, I really don't know why that door's like that. Like, at all.
"Should've known it was the church behind your lecherous ignorance."
Graham Jones: Vampire Pimp. Rated PG-13.
"HOW CAN YOU BE TRANSGENDER!?"
Oh, I'll find a way. You know I will.
"How can my eye suddenly disappear from view? That's madness."
"You simply have to accept that you're not the race you identify as, because I say so."
I'm well aware that this isn't my castle.
"I'm not even sure why you suggested that in the first place. We barely know each other."
Jesus wishes he had such sick fashion sense.
I think he's stabbing her, but it looks more like he's showing her this really cool knife.
"That completely negates the gaping stab wound in her chest."
Hopefully, this becomes a GIF of him licking his lips.
I think this is the only time we don't follow a guy somewhere immediately after a cutscene.
Could always use such helpful advice.
"BULLSHIT. YOU ARE HOBO KING DRACULA. ACCEPT THAT, YOU DELUSIONAL FUCK."
It says nothing about acting on these observations, mind you.
"But he had to call the marriage off when he found out Lilith was cheating on him."
Why don't people in fiction ever give other people the opportunity to answer these questions?
Grand Theft Demons' Souls.......FUCKING MAKE THAT HAPPEN.
That explains absolutely nothing about his forum behavior!
I guess these statements are connected. I guess.
Shouldn't those statements be in reverse?
"(I don't want her knowing that I'm a woman on the inside.)"
"I am SELMA now. GET USED TO IT, WORLD."
"Because it makes me feel like shit. Outside appearances are the only thing that matters."
"Fuck it. A man who thinks he's a woman? That's simply ludicrous."
"But I thought you were Dracula." "......This is gonna cause some problems."
That's an invisible wall I'm hitting. That's the only thing in this room.
"They all think they're hot shit, don't they? They don't want to mess with all this."
"Completely normal situations just amuse me ever so."
"I realized that after not once fighting in the entire game."
I don't think he ever told Soma about his mom. Or anything, really.
What's that space doing at the beginning of the second line?
"It" prefers to go by he. Dick.
Never a good idea to have "look" and "eclipse" in the same sentence.
Like Twinkie the Kid, only spicier (presumably).
"Ken, you're too plastered to do anything. Just go Hama. For us."
Everybody else? Not so great.
Pretty sure this isn't the first solar eclipse of the 21st century, Konami.
NO WAY THIS IS ALUCARD, YOU GUYS.
"I don't care, Hakuba. This guy's clearly crazy if he thinks he's a woman."
"I don't care what YOU call yourself; I'LL call you whatever I damn please!"
"What is this 'transexuality' you speak of, demon man!?"
Graham Jones is the most goddamn pimp name you can create.
I like to imagine that as an actual explosion noise, for some reason.
What context can justify this?
We get it: the N64 Castlevania wasn't that good.
This is Maria or some shit, isn't it?
That's what you get when you refuse to identify people on their terms. Dick.
Hey, if I could find a way to use that one Katawa Shoujo pic, I'll find a way for this.
"Gratitude? Oh, how droll."
Yoko Belnades doesn't get how that joke is supposed to work (and I don't, either).
"(Women can't have penises. What's going on with this bitch?)"
Says the guy who's perfectly fine ogling women.
"Your orders are to invade the solar eclipse at 0800 hours. Do I make myself clear?"
I don't need to make a joke for this; it's already a joke.
Better book that flight to Hakuba, Sir Charms. (No, that's really his name.)
"People getting offended when I forcefully reject how they identify themselves."
Being friends with a female anything clearly makes you a Cassanova.
"Fuck you; I'm calling you Hobo King."
And just like that, Soma Cruz is Icemael with a Brooklyn accent.
"Fuck you; I'm calling you Dracula anyway."
No, I really don't know why that door's like that. Like, at all.
"Should've known it was the church behind your lecherous ignorance."
Graham Jones: Vampire Pimp. Rated PG-13.
"HOW CAN YOU BE TRANSGENDER!?"
Oh, I'll find a way. You know I will.
"How can my eye suddenly disappear from view? That's madness."
"You simply have to accept that you're not the race you identify as, because I say so."
I'm well aware that this isn't my castle.
"I'm not even sure why you suggested that in the first place. We barely know each other."
Jesus wishes he had such sick fashion sense.
I think he's stabbing her, but it looks more like he's showing her this really cool knife.
"That completely negates the gaping stab wound in her chest."
Hopefully, this becomes a GIF of him licking his lips.
I think this is the only time we don't follow a guy somewhere immediately after a cutscene.
Could always use such helpful advice.
"BULLSHIT. YOU ARE HOBO KING DRACULA. ACCEPT THAT, YOU DELUSIONAL FUCK."
It says nothing about acting on these observations, mind you.
"But he had to call the marriage off when he found out Lilith was cheating on him."
Why don't people in fiction ever give other people the opportunity to answer these questions?
Grand Theft Demons' Souls.......FUCKING MAKE THAT HAPPEN.
That explains absolutely nothing about his forum behavior!
I guess these statements are connected. I guess.
Shouldn't those statements be in reverse?
"(I don't want her knowing that I'm a woman on the inside.)"
"I am SELMA now. GET USED TO IT, WORLD."
"Because it makes me feel like shit. Outside appearances are the only thing that matters."
"Fuck it. A man who thinks he's a woman? That's simply ludicrous."
"But I thought you were Dracula." "......This is gonna cause some problems."
That's an invisible wall I'm hitting. That's the only thing in this room.
"They all think they're hot shit, don't they? They don't want to mess with all this."
"Completely normal situations just amuse me ever so."
"I realized that after not once fighting in the entire game."
I don't think he ever told Soma about his mom. Or anything, really.
What's that space doing at the beginning of the second line?
"It" prefers to go by he. Dick.
Never a good idea to have "look" and "eclipse" in the same sentence.
Like Twinkie the Kid, only spicier (presumably).
"Ken, you're too plastered to do anything. Just go Hama. For us."
Everybody else? Not so great.
