A good joke that's soon run into the ground.
A tentacle for every groupie.
And I abuse the hell out of it.
Another one I'll use a ton.
Because I was all set to date an ape before that.
Because it's easier to fight enemies when they're insane?
Because you haven't met me.
DO YOU GET IT, LOVECRAFT FANS?
Don't you mean "mansword"?
Enough of Cthulhu's rugged manliness.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
How did this fog get in my 16 bit game?
I can't tell if this a reference to Breath of Death VII or just a generic ability name.
I have a new favorite word.
I selected the hell out of this.
I think Dash the Daring might actually be a character in something.
I'm asked that all the time.
I'm gonna love this game.
I'm gonna post this a lot.
I'm killing him first, then.
I'm starting to dislike you, Cthulhu.
In case you weren't sure.
Is that what you call a cow anus?
It makes more sense in French.
Look at that smirk on Cthulhu's face.
Prepare to be assaulted by red and black.
She now speaks the tongue of Cthulhu.
She zeroes in right on the cock.
Somebody cast Shoggoth in a cartoon called Scabby Doo!
SOMEBODY PUT CTHULHU IN THE LITTLE MERMAID!
Strangely, this doesn't get a joke.
That's not the Nyarlathotep I know!
That's one insane Fire Whale.
Time to add this to my Clock of Obscure Hours.
Wait, is that a Shining Force character?
What a typical RPG party would look like if I made it.
What an incredibly odd reference.
What's that in the lower right?
When was that ever a priority?
WHO FUCKING WRITES THIS SHIT!?
Work it out amongst yourselves, ladies.
You can never have too many belt.
A good joke that's soon run into the ground.
A tentacle for every groupie.
And I abuse the hell out of it.
Another one I'll use a ton.
Because I was all set to date an ape before that.
Because it's easier to fight enemies when they're insane?
Because you haven't met me.
DO YOU GET IT, LOVECRAFT FANS?
Don't you mean "mansword"?
Enough of Cthulhu's rugged manliness.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
How did this fog get in my 16 bit game?
I can't tell if this a reference to Breath of Death VII or just a generic ability name.
I have a new favorite word.
I selected the hell out of this.
I think Dash the Daring might actually be a character in something.
I'm asked that all the time.
I'm gonna love this game.
I'm gonna post this a lot.
I'm killing him first, then.
I'm starting to dislike you, Cthulhu.
In case you weren't sure.
Is that what you call a cow anus?
It makes more sense in French.
Look at that smirk on Cthulhu's face.
Prepare to be assaulted by red and black.
She now speaks the tongue of Cthulhu.
She zeroes in right on the cock.
Somebody cast Shoggoth in a cartoon called Scabby Doo!
SOMEBODY PUT CTHULHU IN THE LITTLE MERMAID!
Strangely, this doesn't get a joke.
That's not the Nyarlathotep I know!
That's one insane Fire Whale.
Time to add this to my Clock of Obscure Hours.
Wait, is that a Shining Force character?
What a typical RPG party would look like if I made it.
What an incredibly odd reference.
What's that in the lower right?
When was that ever a priority?
WHO FUCKING WRITES THIS SHIT!?
Work it out amongst yourselves, ladies.
You can never have too many belt.
A good joke that's soon run into the ground.
A tentacle for every groupie.
And I abuse the hell out of it.
Another one I'll use a ton.
Because I was all set to date an ape before that.
Because it's easier to fight enemies when they're insane?
Because you haven't met me.
DO YOU GET IT, LOVECRAFT FANS?
Don't you mean "mansword"?
Enough of Cthulhu's rugged manliness.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
How did this fog get in my 16 bit game?
I can't tell if this a reference to Breath of Death VII or just a generic ability name.
I have a new favorite word.
I selected the hell out of this.
I think Dash the Daring might actually be a character in something.
I'm asked that all the time.
I'm gonna love this game.
I'm gonna post this a lot.
I'm killing him first, then.
I'm starting to dislike you, Cthulhu.
In case you weren't sure.
Is that what you call a cow anus?
It makes more sense in French.
Look at that smirk on Cthulhu's face.
Prepare to be assaulted by red and black.
She now speaks the tongue of Cthulhu.
She zeroes in right on the cock.
Somebody cast Shoggoth in a cartoon called Scabby Doo!
SOMEBODY PUT CTHULHU IN THE LITTLE MERMAID!
Strangely, this doesn't get a joke.
That's not the Nyarlathotep I know!
That's one insane Fire Whale.
Time to add this to my Clock of Obscure Hours.
Wait, is that a Shining Force character?
What a typical RPG party would look like if I made it.
What an incredibly odd reference.
What's that in the lower right?
When was that ever a priority?
WHO FUCKING WRITES THIS SHIT!?
Work it out amongst yourselves, ladies.
You can never have too many belt.
