Wait a minute. Is God not wearing shoes? THIS IS NO HEAVEN OF MINE.
None of the other options were much better.
"Here's eight bucks. Now go out there and make something of yourself!" - Extremely negligent parents
I've wandered into a Silent Hill board game, haven't I?
After that last screenshot, it's perfectly normal to avoid breastfeeding.
And for whatever reason, that makes you happy.
Why am I getting "SPRING BREAK, WAOH!" vibes from this screenshot?
"Daddy's gonna be really mad when he can't find his plate of pot brownies."
All from....whatever the fuck's going on with this screenshot.
Is that his arm or his ass? (And is this the last time I'll ever use that sentence?)
How りっぱ can one be with the face of a baby?
"You have aged! Have some money!"
What's more confusing: the little boy dressed as a British colonialist, or that this girl's かわ
THIS IS LIFE, DEAR CHILD.
You're setting yourself up for failure, kid. Just thought you should know.
Told you. This girl hates everything about your very existence.
Playing footsies: apparently, everything's a competition nowadays.
No, no, no. Back up. Why does that dog have a human's face?
I think this loosely translates to "You resolved your conflict with a walk by oppressing Africans."
Not sure why that kid's so excited. He just got a copy of this game, and no, I didn't make that up.
"WHO KNEW HEROIN COULD BE SO AMAZING!?"
I think we need a concept page for "non-pee colored pee".
$2000 FUCKING DOLLARS!? For what!?
The birth of a psychic dictator.
Wait a minute, a white dog's OK, but a black dog's something to run away from?
He's supposed to be drowning. Not that the artwork spotlights that very well.
"BULLSHIT. Since when do girls like video games?" - Somebody looking at this image, probably.
"Your first erection, and it had to be for that guy. How embarrassing."
She's still a little kid. Not that the artwork signals that very well.
Apparently, standing around outside a train station (what I'm guessing is a train station) is fun.
Let this be the last thing your eyes ever see.
Don't look so smug and relaxed, me. You're still playing this game, after all.
Your first experience with masturbation. It wasn't a good one.
Those mushrooms FINALLY started to kick in.
And that's when you decided to go balls out and just scarf down the whole baggy.
The existential crisis of the pinch hitter.
Wait, what? Aliens are giving her power? Is that why she has that look on her face?
"Hairy legs? THOSE MEAN PENIS."
You won't fucking believe what happens with this guy.
He turns you into whatever the fuck this is.
You know, half this game could be described as "drugs".
Because monkeys pay the bills SOMEHOW.
If ever there was a moment to call the cops...
Apparently, all the beaches in Japan are excellent, because that's the only way this makes sense.
Insanity is gender neutral.
And this is how Ice Climber was born.
You know your game's fun when it stops to watch one of the characters slowly dying.
Yep, she's still a....I don't even know.
"You, an old, brittle man, were just punched square in the jaw. Somehow, you survive this."
Apparently, the people in this game can survive FUCKING ANYTHING.
Looking at the moon and chugging booze. You know, a traditional Japanese experience.
Namely, she starts slapping the SHIT out of her stomach.
Which gives you constipation, somehow. I apparently don't understand cake.
The entire development team.
I decided to play the game again, and this is my punishment.
Oh. Turns out you CAN take drugs in this game. Just not the good ones.
Baby's first sexual experience. (Hey, if you can figure out what this ACTUALLY is, I'm all ears.)
"You're using chopsticks to eat rice. A real Japanese person!" Actual translation.
Your first experience with bath salts.
Your second experience with bath salts.
It's pretty hard to make jokes about stoning little girls in public. So I won't.
This just keeps making less and less sense.
Working at McDonald's is apparently considered a GOOD thing in this game. SOMEHOW.
You do realize that they're just gonna steal your clothes, right?
You know, normal old people activities.
"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. I WISH TO SCARE YOUR ENEMIES FOR YOU. WE SHALL BECOME ONE."
Yelling in a field. It does...something. Somehow.
Wait a minute. Is God not wearing shoes? THIS IS NO HEAVEN OF MINE.
None of the other options were much better.
"Here's eight bucks. Now go out there and make something of yourself!" - Extremely negligent parents
I've wandered into a Silent Hill board game, haven't I?
After that last screenshot, it's perfectly normal to avoid breastfeeding.
And for whatever reason, that makes you happy.
Why am I getting "SPRING BREAK, WAOH!" vibes from this screenshot?
"Daddy's gonna be really mad when he can't find his plate of pot brownies."
All from....whatever the fuck's going on with this screenshot.
Is that his arm or his ass? (And is this the last time I'll ever use that sentence?)
How りっぱ can one be with the face of a baby?
"You have aged! Have some money!"
What's more confusing: the little boy dressed as a British colonialist, or that this girl's かわ
THIS IS LIFE, DEAR CHILD.
You're setting yourself up for failure, kid. Just thought you should know.
Told you. This girl hates everything about your very existence.
Playing footsies: apparently, everything's a competition nowadays.
No, no, no. Back up. Why does that dog have a human's face?
I think this loosely translates to "You resolved your conflict with a walk by oppressing Africans."
Not sure why that kid's so excited. He just got a copy of this game, and no, I didn't make that up.
"WHO KNEW HEROIN COULD BE SO AMAZING!?"
I think we need a concept page for "non-pee colored pee".
$2000 FUCKING DOLLARS!? For what!?
The birth of a psychic dictator.
Wait a minute, a white dog's OK, but a black dog's something to run away from?
He's supposed to be drowning. Not that the artwork spotlights that very well.
"BULLSHIT. Since when do girls like video games?" - Somebody looking at this image, probably.
"Your first erection, and it had to be for that guy. How embarrassing."
She's still a little kid. Not that the artwork signals that very well.
Apparently, standing around outside a train station (what I'm guessing is a train station) is fun.
Let this be the last thing your eyes ever see.
Don't look so smug and relaxed, me. You're still playing this game, after all.
Your first experience with masturbation. It wasn't a good one.
Those mushrooms FINALLY started to kick in.
And that's when you decided to go balls out and just scarf down the whole baggy.
The existential crisis of the pinch hitter.
Wait, what? Aliens are giving her power? Is that why she has that look on her face?
"Hairy legs? THOSE MEAN PENIS."
You won't fucking believe what happens with this guy.
He turns you into whatever the fuck this is.
You know, half this game could be described as "drugs".
Because monkeys pay the bills SOMEHOW.
If ever there was a moment to call the cops...
Apparently, all the beaches in Japan are excellent, because that's the only way this makes sense.
Insanity is gender neutral.
And this is how Ice Climber was born.
You know your game's fun when it stops to watch one of the characters slowly dying.
Yep, she's still a....I don't even know.
"You, an old, brittle man, were just punched square in the jaw. Somehow, you survive this."
Apparently, the people in this game can survive FUCKING ANYTHING.
Looking at the moon and chugging booze. You know, a traditional Japanese experience.
Namely, she starts slapping the SHIT out of her stomach.
Which gives you constipation, somehow. I apparently don't understand cake.
The entire development team.
I decided to play the game again, and this is my punishment.
Oh. Turns out you CAN take drugs in this game. Just not the good ones.
Baby's first sexual experience. (Hey, if you can figure out what this ACTUALLY is, I'm all ears.)
"You're using chopsticks to eat rice. A real Japanese person!" Actual translation.
Your first experience with bath salts.
Your second experience with bath salts.
It's pretty hard to make jokes about stoning little girls in public. So I won't.
This just keeps making less and less sense.
Working at McDonald's is apparently considered a GOOD thing in this game. SOMEHOW.
You do realize that they're just gonna steal your clothes, right?
You know, normal old people activities.
"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. I WISH TO SCARE YOUR ENEMIES FOR YOU. WE SHALL BECOME ONE."
Yelling in a field. It does...something. Somehow.
Wait a minute. Is God not wearing shoes? THIS IS NO HEAVEN OF MINE.
None of the other options were much better.
"Here's eight bucks. Now go out there and make something of yourself!" - Extremely negligent parents
I've wandered into a Silent Hill board game, haven't I?
After that last screenshot, it's perfectly normal to avoid breastfeeding.
And for whatever reason, that makes you happy.
Why am I getting "SPRING BREAK, WAOH!" vibes from this screenshot?
"Daddy's gonna be really mad when he can't find his plate of pot brownies."
Is that his arm or his ass? (And is this the last time I'll ever use that sentence?)
How りっぱ can one be with the face of a baby?
"You have aged! Have some money!"
What's more confusing: the little boy dressed as a British colonialist, or that this girl's かわ
THIS IS LIFE, DEAR CHILD.
You're setting yourself up for failure, kid. Just thought you should know.
Told you. This girl hates everything about your very existence.
Playing footsies: apparently, everything's a competition nowadays.
No, no, no. Back up. Why does that dog have a human's face?
I think this loosely translates to "You resolved your conflict with a walk by oppressing Africans."
Not sure why that kid's so excited. He just got a copy of this game, and no, I didn't make that up.
"WHO KNEW HEROIN COULD BE SO AMAZING!?"
I think we need a concept page for "non-pee colored pee".
$2000 FUCKING DOLLARS!? For what!?
The birth of a psychic dictator.
Wait a minute, a white dog's OK, but a black dog's something to run away from?
He's supposed to be drowning. Not that the artwork spotlights that very well.
"BULLSHIT. Since when do girls like video games?" - Somebody looking at this image, probably.
"Your first erection, and it had to be for that guy. How embarrassing."
She's still a little kid. Not that the artwork signals that very well.
Apparently, standing around outside a train station (what I'm guessing is a train station) is fun.
Let this be the last thing your eyes ever see.
Don't look so smug and relaxed, me. You're still playing this game, after all.
Your first experience with masturbation. It wasn't a good one.
Those mushrooms FINALLY started to kick in.
And that's when you decided to go balls out and just scarf down the whole baggy.
The existential crisis of the pinch hitter.
Wait, what? Aliens are giving her power? Is that why she has that look on her face?
"Hairy legs? THOSE MEAN PENIS."
You won't fucking believe what happens with this guy.
He turns you into whatever the fuck this is.
You know, half this game could be described as "drugs".
Because monkeys pay the bills SOMEHOW.
If ever there was a moment to call the cops...
Apparently, all the beaches in Japan are excellent, because that's the only way this makes sense.
Insanity is gender neutral.
And this is how Ice Climber was born.
You know your game's fun when it stops to watch one of the characters slowly dying.
Yep, she's still a....I don't even know.
"You, an old, brittle man, were just punched square in the jaw. Somehow, you survive this."
Apparently, the people in this game can survive FUCKING ANYTHING.
Looking at the moon and chugging booze. You know, a traditional Japanese experience.
Namely, she starts slapping the SHIT out of her stomach.
Which gives you constipation, somehow. I apparently don't understand cake.
The entire development team.
I decided to play the game again, and this is my punishment.
Oh. Turns out you CAN take drugs in this game. Just not the good ones.
Baby's first sexual experience. (Hey, if you can figure out what this ACTUALLY is, I'm all ears.)
"You're using chopsticks to eat rice. A real Japanese person!" Actual translation.
Your first experience with bath salts.
Your second experience with bath salts.
It's pretty hard to make jokes about stoning little girls in public. So I won't.
This just keeps making less and less sense.
Working at McDonald's is apparently considered a GOOD thing in this game. SOMEHOW.
You do realize that they're just gonna steal your clothes, right?
You know, normal old people activities.
"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. I WISH TO SCARE YOUR ENEMIES FOR YOU. WE SHALL BECOME ONE."
Yelling in a field. It does...something. Somehow.
