"Go ahead. Try to configure any of the other buttons. I DARE you."
Beast at the bottom, however, sternly disapproves of this crap.
A family barely clinging to the fringes of sanity.
You know, this probably isn't what he meant when he told you that you needed to get out more.
What's worse: this giant block of text, or Gaston's skills with the ladies?
"Which book? Your damn dialogue's blockin' the window."
Their eyes...they penetrate all...
I wasn't kidding: he's still standing there after all this time.
Good news: I think this is the last ludicrously huge textbook in the game. Bad news: it gets worse.
There is no talking mechanic in this game. He just walked up to me and blurted out this random info.
"The Red Rose commands you from beyond the void."
"You hear that, Chicken? Now I can read all the dirty books father won't let me keep!"
"They did things to me, Belle. They did horrible things no-one should ever suffer through."
The hell's going on with her body? Is she part raven?
Uh, Belle, you might want t-
You know, Belle, for somebody who spends all her time reading, you sure did do something stupid.
Wipe that smile off your face, Belle. You're getting third degree burns from that handshake.
"This confuses the Beast beyond belief."
By vomiting their guts up right in front of her.
Is the stove checking Belle out? I feel like it's checking Belle out.
Bonus points if it lands in your eye.
Oh, don't worry. This impromptu picture didn't have any text in the game, either.
"What time is it? Motherfuckin' party time!"
"For me, dishwasing IS a party.....What's gone wrong with my life?"
Turn that jug around, I guarantee you it reads "Mad Dog 20/20" on the label.
Why do I recognize this face?
"He prizes his demonic statue far too much. Get out while you can."
I know what you're thinking, but no: we don't use Lumiere to light this part of the castle.
Man, Beast, you've really let this place go.
This is what we use to light that passage from before: a lit torch just lying on the ground.
"Why did I think this was a good idea, again?"
"They're charging WHAT for repairs!? To hell with it; I'll do it all myself."
Notice that arrow in the upper right? That's why I had to cross the balcony.
"At last, we are one. Take me from this castle, Belle. The Red Rose commands it."
The funniest rage imaginable.
Oh dear god, WHAT HAPPENED TO ITS NECK!?
This is actually a mini-game wherein the dancers drunkenly careen around the ballroom.
"Your dancing is worth nothing."
"All the while, collecting rose petals that are mysteriously falling from the ceiling. Go figure."
"Why did you think I'd want to see this?" "Because it's fuckin' hilarious!"
"At least YOU still love me, magical rose."
She ran out of firewood LONG ago.
"Fuck that old guy with the goggles! Who's with me!?"
The 1ups are just Belle's face, disapprovingly hovering in the air.
With the greatest dur face she can possibly muster.
"Damn it, cut! You screamed too early AGAIN, Beast. Let's take it from the top!"
You know what? I prefer his beast form.
"Hey, Belle, you want to catch rose petals again? For old time's sake?"
Wait, seriously? I was kidding.
"Now steal all his gold and run away in the night. So I command."
The fact that it resembles a pre-existing Disney movie is just sheer coincidence.
OK, which one of you is to blame for that damn horse level? Fess up.
"This flip book fucking sucks. What's it even supposed to look like?"
"The hell did you do in my bathroom? I haven't been able to get it to flush for, like, a week."
Man, even the Beast is worried that she's too into this shit.
I was going to comment on Belle's face, but the hell happened to the Beast's?
"You'll have to pay for your own hand surgery."
"Go ahead. Try to configure any of the other buttons. I DARE you."
Beast at the bottom, however, sternly disapproves of this crap.
A family barely clinging to the fringes of sanity.
You know, this probably isn't what he meant when he told you that you needed to get out more.
What's worse: this giant block of text, or Gaston's skills with the ladies?
"Which book? Your damn dialogue's blockin' the window."
Their eyes...they penetrate all...
I wasn't kidding: he's still standing there after all this time.
Good news: I think this is the last ludicrously huge textbook in the game. Bad news: it gets worse.
There is no talking mechanic in this game. He just walked up to me and blurted out this random info.
"The Red Rose commands you from beyond the void."
"You hear that, Chicken? Now I can read all the dirty books father won't let me keep!"
"They did things to me, Belle. They did horrible things no-one should ever suffer through."
The hell's going on with her body? Is she part raven?
Uh, Belle, you might want t-
You know, Belle, for somebody who spends all her time reading, you sure did do something stupid.
Wipe that smile off your face, Belle. You're getting third degree burns from that handshake.
"This confuses the Beast beyond belief."
By vomiting their guts up right in front of her.
Is the stove checking Belle out? I feel like it's checking Belle out.
Bonus points if it lands in your eye.
Oh, don't worry. This impromptu picture didn't have any text in the game, either.
"What time is it? Motherfuckin' party time!"
"For me, dishwasing IS a party.....What's gone wrong with my life?"
Turn that jug around, I guarantee you it reads "Mad Dog 20/20" on the label.
Why do I recognize this face?
"He prizes his demonic statue far too much. Get out while you can."
I know what you're thinking, but no: we don't use Lumiere to light this part of the castle.
Man, Beast, you've really let this place go.
This is what we use to light that passage from before: a lit torch just lying on the ground.
"Why did I think this was a good idea, again?"
"They're charging WHAT for repairs!? To hell with it; I'll do it all myself."
Notice that arrow in the upper right? That's why I had to cross the balcony.
"At last, we are one. Take me from this castle, Belle. The Red Rose commands it."
The funniest rage imaginable.
Oh dear god, WHAT HAPPENED TO ITS NECK!?
This is actually a mini-game wherein the dancers drunkenly careen around the ballroom.
"Your dancing is worth nothing."
"All the while, collecting rose petals that are mysteriously falling from the ceiling. Go figure."
"Why did you think I'd want to see this?" "Because it's fuckin' hilarious!"
"At least YOU still love me, magical rose."
She ran out of firewood LONG ago.
"Fuck that old guy with the goggles! Who's with me!?"
The 1ups are just Belle's face, disapprovingly hovering in the air.
With the greatest dur face she can possibly muster.
"Damn it, cut! You screamed too early AGAIN, Beast. Let's take it from the top!"
You know what? I prefer his beast form.
"Hey, Belle, you want to catch rose petals again? For old time's sake?"
Wait, seriously? I was kidding.
"Now steal all his gold and run away in the night. So I command."
The fact that it resembles a pre-existing Disney movie is just sheer coincidence.
OK, which one of you is to blame for that damn horse level? Fess up.
"This flip book fucking sucks. What's it even supposed to look like?"
"The hell did you do in my bathroom? I haven't been able to get it to flush for, like, a week."
Man, even the Beast is worried that she's too into this shit.
I was going to comment on Belle's face, but the hell happened to the Beast's?
"You'll have to pay for your own hand surgery."
"Go ahead. Try to configure any of the other buttons. I DARE you."
Beast at the bottom, however, sternly disapproves of this crap.
A family barely clinging to the fringes of sanity.
You know, this probably isn't what he meant when he told you that you needed to get out more.
What's worse: this giant block of text, or Gaston's skills with the ladies?
"Which book? Your damn dialogue's blockin' the window."
Their eyes...they penetrate all...
I wasn't kidding: he's still standing there after all this time.
Good news: I think this is the last ludicrously huge textbook in the game. Bad news: it gets worse.
There is no talking mechanic in this game. He just walked up to me and blurted out this random info.
"The Red Rose commands you from beyond the void."
"You hear that, Chicken? Now I can read all the dirty books father won't let me keep!"
"They did things to me, Belle. They did horrible things no-one should ever suffer through."
The hell's going on with her body? Is she part raven?
Uh, Belle, you might want t-
You know, Belle, for somebody who spends all her time reading, you sure did do something stupid.
Wipe that smile off your face, Belle. You're getting third degree burns from that handshake.
"This confuses the Beast beyond belief."
By vomiting their guts up right in front of her.
Is the stove checking Belle out? I feel like it's checking Belle out.
Bonus points if it lands in your eye.
Oh, don't worry. This impromptu picture didn't have any text in the game, either.
"What time is it? Motherfuckin' party time!"
"For me, dishwasing IS a party.....What's gone wrong with my life?"
Turn that jug around, I guarantee you it reads "Mad Dog 20/20" on the label.
Why do I recognize this face?
"He prizes his demonic statue far too much. Get out while you can."
I know what you're thinking, but no: we don't use Lumiere to light this part of the castle.
Man, Beast, you've really let this place go.
This is what we use to light that passage from before: a lit torch just lying on the ground.
"Why did I think this was a good idea, again?"
"They're charging WHAT for repairs!? To hell with it; I'll do it all myself."
Notice that arrow in the upper right? That's why I had to cross the balcony.
"At last, we are one. Take me from this castle, Belle. The Red Rose commands it."
The funniest rage imaginable.
Oh dear god, WHAT HAPPENED TO ITS NECK!?
This is actually a mini-game wherein the dancers drunkenly careen around the ballroom.
"Your dancing is worth nothing."
"All the while, collecting rose petals that are mysteriously falling from the ceiling. Go figure."
"Why did you think I'd want to see this?" "Because it's fuckin' hilarious!"
"At least YOU still love me, magical rose."
She ran out of firewood LONG ago.
"Fuck that old guy with the goggles! Who's with me!?"
The 1ups are just Belle's face, disapprovingly hovering in the air.
With the greatest dur face she can possibly muster.
"Damn it, cut! You screamed too early AGAIN, Beast. Let's take it from the top!"
You know what? I prefer his beast form.
"Hey, Belle, you want to catch rose petals again? For old time's sake?"
Wait, seriously? I was kidding.
"Now steal all his gold and run away in the night. So I command."
The fact that it resembles a pre-existing Disney movie is just sheer coincidence.
OK, which one of you is to blame for that damn horse level? Fess up.
"This flip book fucking sucks. What's it even supposed to look like?"
"The hell did you do in my bathroom? I haven't been able to get it to flush for, like, a week."
Man, even the Beast is worried that she's too into this shit.
I was going to comment on Belle's face, but the hell happened to the Beast's?
"You'll have to pay for your own hand surgery."