Let's just be glad that only one of us understands how lecherous this screenshot is.
.....Not sure what the hell this is supposed to be, but alright.
Get it? Like that one part early in Chapters of the Chosen?
OH SWEET SHIT, WHAT IS THAT FUCKING THING.
They just so happen to fuck afterward.
Oh sweet shit, what is that fucking thing.
This is where I'd make a Dragon Quest V joke if any of you even cared about the thread.
I'm gonna fuck some shit up.
I can't say I remember this from any of the Dragon Quest games.
To fight whatever the fuck this thing is.
A friendly childhood adventure.
A grizzly bear fucks a slime. Somehow, that produces a unicorn.
This is what happens when a chicken fucks a dab of spotted dick: you get Dumbo/Cthulhu.
I think hobos still have problems fucking woodland creatures. Just throwing that out there.
And then he disappears for pretty much the rest of the game.
I'm with that guy on the right on this one.
What Dragon Quest game was this from, again?
No. I wish not to dance with whatever the hell this is.
Especially since it looks like it's gonna go Friend Like Me on me in next to no time.
I HAVE DEFEATED THE FUNKY BIRD!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT CARROT MONSTER!?
YES. TAKE IT. THAT IS THE ONLY WAY TO KILL IT.
It draws you in. It commands you.
And that's when this game adopted an oddly dark racial undercurrent.
Street Sharks!? What the fuck are they doing here?
What part of that looks woman?
I'm just sending my monsters to beat the shit out of some guy. How to react...
What oddly specific advice.
"Finally. We have food. We shall live another day."
Wait, this game has web support? I think there was trading, I think.
Guess which one of them wore a fake mustache as a disguise.
LITERARY ALLUSION. OUT OF GODDAMN NOWHERE.
"But these were all just arranges. Do we re-" "I DEMAND FULL CREDIT."
We know. This is a compilation.
Oddly high production values for something with such low production values.
Why am I playing as a shitty college kid (emphasis on shitty, not on college kid)?
This world makes no sense!
.......Is that Patrick Klepek?
Didn't Pokemon pull this exact same joke?
I SHALL POST THIS FORTH ACROSS MY LIFE!
EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW.
How can so much stupidity be compressed into a single screenshot?
Also, strange beaver fights.
I guess this is the Dragon Quest equivalent of Japanese maid bars (or whatever they're called).
DEATH IS UPON YOU, TOWN OF WHATEVER IT WAS CALLED.
The Society for Silly Faces.
I'd make an Ugly Americans joke if anybody knew what the hell I was talking about.
Nothing to say here. Just like this screenshot, is all.
Well, until I hit this thing. Then I was quite stoppable.
His name is Lord Dork. That is all.
Unfortunately, they kept true to their word.
What part of that thing is even close to manhood?
What? Like YOU could look at robot zombie pirates and NOT share them with the world?
Is that a mustache or a very strange frown? I can't even remember.
Let's just be glad that only one of us understands how lecherous this screenshot is.
.....Not sure what the hell this is supposed to be, but alright.
Get it? Like that one part early in Chapters of the Chosen?
OH SWEET SHIT, WHAT IS THAT FUCKING THING.
They just so happen to fuck afterward.
Oh sweet shit, what is that fucking thing.
This is where I'd make a Dragon Quest V joke if any of you even cared about the thread.
I'm gonna fuck some shit up.
I can't say I remember this from any of the Dragon Quest games.
To fight whatever the fuck this thing is.
A friendly childhood adventure.
A grizzly bear fucks a slime. Somehow, that produces a unicorn.
This is what happens when a chicken fucks a dab of spotted dick: you get Dumbo/Cthulhu.
I think hobos still have problems fucking woodland creatures. Just throwing that out there.
And then he disappears for pretty much the rest of the game.
I'm with that guy on the right on this one.
What Dragon Quest game was this from, again?
No. I wish not to dance with whatever the hell this is.
Especially since it looks like it's gonna go Friend Like Me on me in next to no time.
I HAVE DEFEATED THE FUNKY BIRD!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT CARROT MONSTER!?
YES. TAKE IT. THAT IS THE ONLY WAY TO KILL IT.
It draws you in. It commands you.
And that's when this game adopted an oddly dark racial undercurrent.
Street Sharks!? What the fuck are they doing here?
What part of that looks woman?
I'm just sending my monsters to beat the shit out of some guy. How to react...
What oddly specific advice.
"Finally. We have food. We shall live another day."
Wait, this game has web support? I think there was trading, I think.
Guess which one of them wore a fake mustache as a disguise.
LITERARY ALLUSION. OUT OF GODDAMN NOWHERE.
"But these were all just arranges. Do we re-" "I DEMAND FULL CREDIT."
We know. This is a compilation.
Oddly high production values for something with such low production values.
Why am I playing as a shitty college kid (emphasis on shitty, not on college kid)?
This world makes no sense!
.......Is that Patrick Klepek?
Didn't Pokemon pull this exact same joke?
I SHALL POST THIS FORTH ACROSS MY LIFE!
EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW.
How can so much stupidity be compressed into a single screenshot?
Also, strange beaver fights.
I guess this is the Dragon Quest equivalent of Japanese maid bars (or whatever they're called).
DEATH IS UPON YOU, TOWN OF WHATEVER IT WAS CALLED.
The Society for Silly Faces.
I'd make an Ugly Americans joke if anybody knew what the hell I was talking about.
Nothing to say here. Just like this screenshot, is all.
Well, until I hit this thing. Then I was quite stoppable.
His name is Lord Dork. That is all.
Unfortunately, they kept true to their word.
What part of that thing is even close to manhood?
What? Like YOU could look at robot zombie pirates and NOT share them with the world?
Is that a mustache or a very strange frown? I can't even remember.
Let's just be glad that only one of us understands how lecherous this screenshot is.
.....Not sure what the hell this is supposed to be, but alright.
Get it? Like that one part early in Chapters of the Chosen?
OH SWEET SHIT, WHAT IS THAT FUCKING THING.
They just so happen to fuck afterward.
Oh sweet shit, what is that fucking thing.
This is where I'd make a Dragon Quest V joke if any of you even cared about the thread.
I'm gonna fuck some shit up.
I can't say I remember this from any of the Dragon Quest games.
To fight whatever the fuck this thing is.
A friendly childhood adventure.
A grizzly bear fucks a slime. Somehow, that produces a unicorn.
This is what happens when a chicken fucks a dab of spotted dick: you get Dumbo/Cthulhu.
I think hobos still have problems fucking woodland creatures. Just throwing that out there.
And then he disappears for pretty much the rest of the game.
I'm with that guy on the right on this one.
What Dragon Quest game was this from, again?
No. I wish not to dance with whatever the hell this is.
Especially since it looks like it's gonna go Friend Like Me on me in next to no time.
I HAVE DEFEATED THE FUNKY BIRD!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT CARROT MONSTER!?
YES. TAKE IT. THAT IS THE ONLY WAY TO KILL IT.
It draws you in. It commands you.
And that's when this game adopted an oddly dark racial undercurrent.
Street Sharks!? What the fuck are they doing here?
What part of that looks woman?
I'm just sending my monsters to beat the shit out of some guy. How to react...
What oddly specific advice.
"Finally. We have food. We shall live another day."
Wait, this game has web support? I think there was trading, I think.
Guess which one of them wore a fake mustache as a disguise.
LITERARY ALLUSION. OUT OF GODDAMN NOWHERE.
"But these were all just arranges. Do we re-" "I DEMAND FULL CREDIT."
We know. This is a compilation.
Oddly high production values for something with such low production values.
Why am I playing as a shitty college kid (emphasis on shitty, not on college kid)?
This world makes no sense!
.......Is that Patrick Klepek?
Didn't Pokemon pull this exact same joke?
I SHALL POST THIS FORTH ACROSS MY LIFE!
EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW.
How can so much stupidity be compressed into a single screenshot?
Also, strange beaver fights.
I guess this is the Dragon Quest equivalent of Japanese maid bars (or whatever they're called).
DEATH IS UPON YOU, TOWN OF WHATEVER IT WAS CALLED.
The Society for Silly Faces.
I'd make an Ugly Americans joke if anybody knew what the hell I was talking about.
Nothing to say here. Just like this screenshot, is all.
Well, until I hit this thing. Then I was quite stoppable.
His name is Lord Dork. That is all.
Unfortunately, they kept true to their word.
What part of that thing is even close to manhood?
What? Like YOU could look at robot zombie pirates and NOT share them with the world?
Is that a mustache or a very strange frown? I can't even remember.
