German Big Box (incl. Player's Guide)
"Nothing strange about THIS."
"I see nothing wrong with this."
Another one of those "these statements are probably related" screenshots.
You mean I'm playing as Bruce Willis with blonde hair? Hell yes ish!
"How can I understand big words like 'sixth'?"
A bit of an ego problem, I take it.
Wait, is Will saying this or the narrator? Who's who?
"Also, there's a pig, apparently."
I can't even remember why she'd ever want a piano to begin with, but whatever.
They just stand there, no life pulsing through their veins.
I really just want the pig.
"Gross! Who put whipped cream on this?"
The rappingest king this side of the Atlantic.
Wait, am I playing The King and I?
Take note of where he's facing.
"Merely saying Ma'am is enough grounds for execution!"
"........................................"
His dad is a flute that eats his Grandma's pie.
Wait a minute. Did he just open a prison door FROM THE INSIDE!?
To become a badass dark knight.
All you need to know about Freedan.
Except it's never quite explained with her.
"Just what does my grandma do when I'm not around!?"
I need to make a game called Strange Pig Power.
What an unfair characterization of me.
Expect me to use this a lot.
No way THIS could go wrong!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdDnQYCI-P4
Too bad. No humans in the Lunar Kingdoms.
Not sure why she's teasing her about it.
For a live reading of one of my blogs.
Only good things can come of this.
Always go with the most confusing option.
I remember giving her no such ring. Why would I do such a silly thing?
Where? All I see is Will.
"The Queen, however, is deader than dead."
Kara sure does have her priorities straight, doesn't she?
What a....psychotic....thing to say.
Somewhat understandably, for once.
Assuming that they aren't lying bastards, of course.
"I find your unkempt hair quite humorous."
Despite what she just said in the previous screenshot.
Your grandpa never met dolphins. Or cats. Or any other living creature ever.
Your logic is flawed, Will.
"He's also better with the grammars."
That's how you know it's a Quintet game.
Illusion of Gaia: where logic goes to die.
"Clearly, this homeless man living next to a garbage can doesn't know much about it."
Sam you are? (OK, not the best joke in the world.)
Aren't you the one selling slaves, though?
Excuse him. He just thought he was in another game entirely.
How utterly depressing. Again.
"Who's up for some wolf milk?" (Why all the Greco-Roman references recently?)
Called something else in Japanese, obviously.
Yet I hang on to so much else over the course of the game. Strange.
That's just how my blogs work.
What a great way to get murdered.
No, I don't believe he ever did.
I take it there's not a lot separating guns and cameras.
Wasn't this in an episode of Yu-Gi-Oh?
REACTION SHOT, MOTHERFUCKER.
"Cosmic puzzles just get me so aroused."
Oh, piss off, Illusion of Gaia. I am NOT a fucking ghost.
Like Sonic 2, only not so furry.
"I'm not sure why, though."
Make your own sexual joke.
"My statements make no sense!"
"Or maybe they'll brutally murder us for awakening them to this existential terror. Who's to say?"
Hope abounds in Mu, sort of.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRsLiAw5Ftw
Only good things can come of this.
As if regular headstones weren't enough.
"And yet Viagra's still on the market."
What legs? Aren't you a puff of....something right now?
"We've talked about this. Your addiction hurts all of us, Will."
Is that how evolution works? Not sure that's how it works.
You mean there aren't reverse furries out there, Neil?
"Truly, this one woman is the pinnacle of beauty."
Wasn't this a Dave Chappelle joke at some point?
For a brief moment, this game is just spot the difference.
"Even from the beyond, I disapprove."
"Wait, not from that angle. I need to see it."
"Can't I make out with your still image in peace!?"
How you get in is an entirely different issue.
"We wanted to discuss their lack of creativity."
Put 'em all under the table, Will. You can do it.
Sounds more like a pleasant ballet.
"Maybe we shouldn't use the same water for it all."
Somehow. I don't remember ever learning about her birthday.
Wow, way to be an asshole, Will.
"You couldn't get me actual roses?"
She just hauls ass out of there immediately after this screenshot.
"You have such pretty eyes."
I kind of feel like these lines would actually be very poetic if not for the literal translation.
It's a loss less heartwarming when you realize she says each letter individually.
"People have DIED playing that song!"
"After that, it's all downhill."
It's not because of the house. He just feels that way all the time.
"And he started playing Final Fantasy music in our face."
"Why are you eating the apples I hand to you, a stranger?" "Touche."
Is this a reference to something? I don't even know.
The sweetest tea of them all.
He just died, Kara. Show some respect.
Why not just tell me much earlier in the game?
"I could get arrested for these images."
"Surprisingly, we still don't understand each other."
I didn't manipualte this in any way. It just happened like that.
You mean I'll become a dumb lizard thing that crashes into Earth?
BioForge the hell out of him!
That's just how the Internet works.
Final Fantasy VII: Dirge of Jackal.
"I am not at all phased by your presence, Shadow Man."
This game doesn't understand evolution too well, does it?
Instead, I just kill them.
"That's how you know you're the good guy here."
"It was the beginning of Shin Megami Tensei."
Final Fantasy III, I take it?
Actually, there are many.
"It needs a force. A legacy of great intent, if you will."
"And realize that they're colorblind."
That's not the word you want, is it?
Step it up, you other two.
Wait, the same people behind Soul Blazer? How is this so much better than the previous game?
And it just hangs there, mocking you.
Angkor Wat, as it appears in Illusion of Gaia (Quintet, 1993)
Super Famicom title screen
"Nothing strange about THIS."
"I see nothing wrong with this."
Another one of those "these statements are probably related" screenshots.
You mean I'm playing as Bruce Willis with blonde hair? Hell yes ish!
"How can I understand big words like 'sixth'?"
A bit of an ego problem, I take it.
Wait, is Will saying this or the narrator? Who's who?
"Also, there's a pig, apparently."
I can't even remember why she'd ever want a piano to begin with, but whatever.
They just stand there, no life pulsing through their veins.
I really just want the pig.
"Gross! Who put whipped cream on this?"
The rappingest king this side of the Atlantic.
Wait, am I playing The King and I?
Take note of where he's facing.
"Merely saying Ma'am is enough grounds for execution!"
"........................................"
His dad is a flute that eats his Grandma's pie.
Wait a minute. Did he just open a prison door FROM THE INSIDE!?
To become a badass dark knight.
All you need to know about Freedan.
Except it's never quite explained with her.
"Just what does my grandma do when I'm not around!?"
I need to make a game called Strange Pig Power.
What an unfair characterization of me.
Expect me to use this a lot.
No way THIS could go wrong!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdDnQYCI-P4
Too bad. No humans in the Lunar Kingdoms.
Not sure why she's teasing her about it.
For a live reading of one of my blogs.
Only good things can come of this.
Always go with the most confusing option.
I remember giving her no such ring. Why would I do such a silly thing?
Where? All I see is Will.
"The Queen, however, is deader than dead."
Kara sure does have her priorities straight, doesn't she?
What a....psychotic....thing to say.
Somewhat understandably, for once.
Assuming that they aren't lying bastards, of course.
"I find your unkempt hair quite humorous."
Despite what she just said in the previous screenshot.
Your grandpa never met dolphins. Or cats. Or any other living creature ever.
Your logic is flawed, Will.
"He's also better with the grammars."
That's how you know it's a Quintet game.
Illusion of Gaia: where logic goes to die.
"Clearly, this homeless man living next to a garbage can doesn't know much about it."
Sam you are? (OK, not the best joke in the world.)
Aren't you the one selling slaves, though?
Excuse him. He just thought he was in another game entirely.
How utterly depressing. Again.
"Who's up for some wolf milk?" (Why all the Greco-Roman references recently?)
Called something else in Japanese, obviously.
Yet I hang on to so much else over the course of the game. Strange.
That's just how my blogs work.
What a great way to get murdered.
No, I don't believe he ever did.
I take it there's not a lot separating guns and cameras.
Wasn't this in an episode of Yu-Gi-Oh?
REACTION SHOT, MOTHERFUCKER.
"Cosmic puzzles just get me so aroused."
Oh, piss off, Illusion of Gaia. I am NOT a fucking ghost.
Like Sonic 2, only not so furry.
"I'm not sure why, though."
Make your own sexual joke.
"My statements make no sense!"
"Or maybe they'll brutally murder us for awakening them to this existential terror. Who's to say?"
Hope abounds in Mu, sort of.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRsLiAw5Ftw
Only good things can come of this.
As if regular headstones weren't enough.
"And yet Viagra's still on the market."
What legs? Aren't you a puff of....something right now?
"We've talked about this. Your addiction hurts all of us, Will."
Is that how evolution works? Not sure that's how it works.
You mean there aren't reverse furries out there, Neil?
"Truly, this one woman is the pinnacle of beauty."
Wasn't this a Dave Chappelle joke at some point?
For a brief moment, this game is just spot the difference.
"Even from the beyond, I disapprove."
"Wait, not from that angle. I need to see it."
"Can't I make out with your still image in peace!?"
How you get in is an entirely different issue.
"We wanted to discuss their lack of creativity."
Put 'em all under the table, Will. You can do it.
Sounds more like a pleasant ballet.
"Maybe we shouldn't use the same water for it all."
Somehow. I don't remember ever learning about her birthday.
Wow, way to be an asshole, Will.
"You couldn't get me actual roses?"
She just hauls ass out of there immediately after this screenshot.
"You have such pretty eyes."
I kind of feel like these lines would actually be very poetic if not for the literal translation.
It's a loss less heartwarming when you realize she says each letter individually.
"People have DIED playing that song!"
"After that, it's all downhill."
It's not because of the house. He just feels that way all the time.
"And he started playing Final Fantasy music in our face."
"Why are you eating the apples I hand to you, a stranger?" "Touche."
Is this a reference to something? I don't even know.
The sweetest tea of them all.
He just died, Kara. Show some respect.
Why not just tell me much earlier in the game?
"I could get arrested for these images."
"Surprisingly, we still don't understand each other."
I didn't manipualte this in any way. It just happened like that.
You mean I'll become a dumb lizard thing that crashes into Earth?
BioForge the hell out of him!
That's just how the Internet works.
Final Fantasy VII: Dirge of Jackal.
"I am not at all phased by your presence, Shadow Man."
This game doesn't understand evolution too well, does it?
Instead, I just kill them.
"That's how you know you're the good guy here."
"It was the beginning of Shin Megami Tensei."
Final Fantasy III, I take it?
Actually, there are many.
"It needs a force. A legacy of great intent, if you will."
"And realize that they're colorblind."
That's not the word you want, is it?
Step it up, you other two.
Wait, the same people behind Soul Blazer? How is this so much better than the previous game?
And it just hangs there, mocking you.
Angkor Wat, as it appears in Illusion of Gaia (Quintet, 1993)
Super Famicom title screen
"Nothing strange about THIS."
"I see nothing wrong with this."
Another one of those "these statements are probably related" screenshots.
You mean I'm playing as Bruce Willis with blonde hair? Hell yes ish!
"How can I understand big words like 'sixth'?"
A bit of an ego problem, I take it.
Wait, is Will saying this or the narrator? Who's who?
"Also, there's a pig, apparently."
I can't even remember why she'd ever want a piano to begin with, but whatever.
They just stand there, no life pulsing through their veins.
I really just want the pig.
"Gross! Who put whipped cream on this?"
The rappingest king this side of the Atlantic.
Wait, am I playing The King and I?
Take note of where he's facing.
"Merely saying Ma'am is enough grounds for execution!"
"........................................"
His dad is a flute that eats his Grandma's pie.
Wait a minute. Did he just open a prison door FROM THE INSIDE!?
To become a badass dark knight.
All you need to know about Freedan.
Except it's never quite explained with her.
"Just what does my grandma do when I'm not around!?"
I need to make a game called Strange Pig Power.
What an unfair characterization of me.
Expect me to use this a lot.
No way THIS could go wrong!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdDnQYCI-P4
Too bad. No humans in the Lunar Kingdoms.
Not sure why she's teasing her about it.
For a live reading of one of my blogs.
Only good things can come of this.
Always go with the most confusing option.
I remember giving her no such ring. Why would I do such a silly thing?
Where? All I see is Will.
"The Queen, however, is deader than dead."
Kara sure does have her priorities straight, doesn't she?
What a....psychotic....thing to say.
Somewhat understandably, for once.
Assuming that they aren't lying bastards, of course.
"I find your unkempt hair quite humorous."
Despite what she just said in the previous screenshot.
Your grandpa never met dolphins. Or cats. Or any other living creature ever.
Your logic is flawed, Will.
"He's also better with the grammars."
That's how you know it's a Quintet game.
Illusion of Gaia: where logic goes to die.
"Clearly, this homeless man living next to a garbage can doesn't know much about it."
Sam you are? (OK, not the best joke in the world.)
Aren't you the one selling slaves, though?
Excuse him. He just thought he was in another game entirely.
How utterly depressing. Again.
"Who's up for some wolf milk?" (Why all the Greco-Roman references recently?)
Called something else in Japanese, obviously.
Yet I hang on to so much else over the course of the game. Strange.
That's just how my blogs work.
What a great way to get murdered.
No, I don't believe he ever did.
I take it there's not a lot separating guns and cameras.
Wasn't this in an episode of Yu-Gi-Oh?
REACTION SHOT, MOTHERFUCKER.
"Cosmic puzzles just get me so aroused."
Oh, piss off, Illusion of Gaia. I am NOT a fucking ghost.
Like Sonic 2, only not so furry.
"I'm not sure why, though."
Make your own sexual joke.
"My statements make no sense!"
"Or maybe they'll brutally murder us for awakening them to this existential terror. Who's to say?"
Hope abounds in Mu, sort of.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRsLiAw5Ftw
Only good things can come of this.
As if regular headstones weren't enough.
"And yet Viagra's still on the market."
What legs? Aren't you a puff of....something right now?
"We've talked about this. Your addiction hurts all of us, Will."
Is that how evolution works? Not sure that's how it works.
You mean there aren't reverse furries out there, Neil?
"Truly, this one woman is the pinnacle of beauty."
Wasn't this a Dave Chappelle joke at some point?
For a brief moment, this game is just spot the difference.
"Even from the beyond, I disapprove."
"Wait, not from that angle. I need to see it."
"Can't I make out with your still image in peace!?"
How you get in is an entirely different issue.
"We wanted to discuss their lack of creativity."
Put 'em all under the table, Will. You can do it.
Sounds more like a pleasant ballet.
"Maybe we shouldn't use the same water for it all."
Somehow. I don't remember ever learning about her birthday.
Wow, way to be an asshole, Will.
"You couldn't get me actual roses?"
She just hauls ass out of there immediately after this screenshot.
"You have such pretty eyes."
I kind of feel like these lines would actually be very poetic if not for the literal translation.
It's a loss less heartwarming when you realize she says each letter individually.
"People have DIED playing that song!"
"After that, it's all downhill."
It's not because of the house. He just feels that way all the time.
"And he started playing Final Fantasy music in our face."
"Why are you eating the apples I hand to you, a stranger?" "Touche."
Is this a reference to something? I don't even know.
The sweetest tea of them all.
He just died, Kara. Show some respect.
Why not just tell me much earlier in the game?
"I could get arrested for these images."
"Surprisingly, we still don't understand each other."
I didn't manipualte this in any way. It just happened like that.
You mean I'll become a dumb lizard thing that crashes into Earth?
BioForge the hell out of him!
That's just how the Internet works.
Final Fantasy VII: Dirge of Jackal.
"I am not at all phased by your presence, Shadow Man."
This game doesn't understand evolution too well, does it?
Instead, I just kill them.
"That's how you know you're the good guy here."
"It was the beginning of Shin Megami Tensei."
Final Fantasy III, I take it?
Actually, there are many.
"It needs a force. A legacy of great intent, if you will."
"And realize that they're colorblind."
That's not the word you want, is it?
Step it up, you other two.
Wait, the same people behind Soul Blazer? How is this so much better than the previous game?
And it just hangs there, mocking you.
Angkor Wat, as it appears in Illusion of Gaia (Quintet, 1993)
Super Famicom title screen
