Box art for Koudelka (EU) on Playstation
Box art for Koudelka (US) on Playstation
Not a good sign when one of your major characters is essentially painted into the background.
Apparently, this is healing.
WHAT IS THAT FUCKING THING!?
You can apparently choose between getting and rags. Always choose Get.
"Nothing is stopping you now."
"You didn't hear it from me, though."
BECAUSE THE COLOR WHITE IN JAPAN IS SYMBOLIC OF DEATH.
Should we wait for you to commit to your emotions more or what?
Remember: Japan has no concept of plural.
Why not just tell me what it does, like the other stats?
Holy water's just regular water, so I'm not sure how this is supposed to work.
Never know when I might have to garnish a meal.
Like Dead Island without the island.
I'd say something about symbolism, but it takes an entire disc for them to become relevant, anyway.
Sealed with a feather. Somehow.
Of all the things in the world to model, why tween facial hair?
It's never explained how they know who it belongs to.
President Weavel: Mode Betty Y.
Holy shit, guys! It's not just any old pistol; it's DA pistol!
It's the 1890s, not the 1980s.
Yep, this is totally a Resident Evil clone.
I will abuse the shit out of it.
"You inferred this from looking at a fucking mask."
"Did we mention that she has psychic powers? Well, we're mentioning it now."
"Complex Hewbrew metaphysics? Yawn."
I'm not even touching it; I just FEEL the pulse.
What the dear shit is this?
PUMP UP THAT MYSTIC ARK, GIRL!
We all knew that one kid in middle school who looked exactly like this.
Somehow, this is comic relief.
Koudelka thinks very little of you, the player.
What a shitty birthday present.
Nick Nolte, this is you in right now.
She's not rapidly aging or anything; the lighting in this scene is just that mediocre.
Since when were The Simpsons scary? (Since maybe the past few years.)
Hey, look at that! A developer nod that makes sense!
Yep, that's what a ring is.
And attached again, for good measure.
You know, a spot here, a dash there, nothing too major.
I think the descriptions were flopped around.
Koudelka, The Tortoise Woman.
Faces should not have the texture of a boot.
She's not killing herself or anything; she's just really comforted by that gun.
The way that it's dead or the way they only implied that she shot herself?
Koudelka, you are one stone cold bastard.
That always means "boss battle".
WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST THIS MAN, KLEPEK!?
Couldn't just abbreviate that to "dolls"?
"You just killed two zombie children. Here's a key!"
See all that space twisting?
Archimedes, I need your help!
No clue as to why the red dots are on there.
Is she crying or is that just strange shading? I can't really tell.
Scary for all the wrong reasons.
Even though you grabbed a bottle of blood for who knows what reason moments before?
Damn, no wonder he left California.
Now your essay on postmodernism in The Awakening is bound to get an A.
More like a book whose spines form a picture of a dragon.
You specifically, player.
"Oh, come on. There's no way this stupid thing can be right."
The abrupt reason why I can't go through this mystery door.
Like that Planet Laika Photoshop, only serious. Also, not as shit.
Welp, enough character development. Back to the game.
This game really sucks at descriptions, is my point.
How oddly knowledgeable of our protagonists.
"One note is all that is necessary."
Where? All I see is....I'm not sure what I'm seeing.
The church itself is so disappointed in all these weeds popping out of nowhere.
Again, just by looking at it.
"Too bad we couldn't animate that or anything."
Katamari Damashit Yourself.
Did she tattoo the Sephirot onto her body? Why?
It gets goofier, folks. (Also, boobs don't work like that.)
Much less imposing in-game.
Like the final boss in Pandora's Tower, only not as good.
"Might as well ruin the mood some more."
Is his sideburn continuing underneath his chin?
The entire staff. This one person worked on everything in the game.
Provided by the Giant Bomb crew themselves.
Quite a lot to say so little.
SNK FUCKING WORKED ON THIS!? SHouldn't they have been working on a new King of Fighters?
Why was the sugar for Kirby Fong? And why is this even in the credits?
Not a good sign when one of your major characters is essentially painted into the background.
Apparently, this is healing.
WHAT IS THAT FUCKING THING!?
You can apparently choose between getting and rags. Always choose Get.
"Nothing is stopping you now."
"You didn't hear it from me, though."
BECAUSE THE COLOR WHITE IN JAPAN IS SYMBOLIC OF DEATH.
Should we wait for you to commit to your emotions more or what?
Remember: Japan has no concept of plural.
Why not just tell me what it does, like the other stats?
Holy water's just regular water, so I'm not sure how this is supposed to work.
Never know when I might have to garnish a meal.
Like Dead Island without the island.
I'd say something about symbolism, but it takes an entire disc for them to become relevant, anyway.
Sealed with a feather. Somehow.
Of all the things in the world to model, why tween facial hair?
It's never explained how they know who it belongs to.
President Weavel: Mode Betty Y.
Holy shit, guys! It's not just any old pistol; it's DA pistol!
It's the 1890s, not the 1980s.
Yep, this is totally a Resident Evil clone.
I will abuse the shit out of it.
"You inferred this from looking at a fucking mask."
"Did we mention that she has psychic powers? Well, we're mentioning it now."
"Complex Hewbrew metaphysics? Yawn."
I'm not even touching it; I just FEEL the pulse.
What the dear shit is this?
PUMP UP THAT MYSTIC ARK, GIRL!
We all knew that one kid in middle school who looked exactly like this.
Somehow, this is comic relief.
Koudelka thinks very little of you, the player.
What a shitty birthday present.
Nick Nolte, this is you in right now.
She's not rapidly aging or anything; the lighting in this scene is just that mediocre.
Since when were The Simpsons scary? (Since maybe the past few years.)
Hey, look at that! A developer nod that makes sense!
Yep, that's what a ring is.
And attached again, for good measure.
You know, a spot here, a dash there, nothing too major.
I think the descriptions were flopped around.
Koudelka, The Tortoise Woman.
Faces should not have the texture of a boot.
She's not killing herself or anything; she's just really comforted by that gun.
The way that it's dead or the way they only implied that she shot herself?
Koudelka, you are one stone cold bastard.
That always means "boss battle".
WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST THIS MAN, KLEPEK!?
Couldn't just abbreviate that to "dolls"?
"You just killed two zombie children. Here's a key!"
See all that space twisting?
Archimedes, I need your help!
No clue as to why the red dots are on there.
Is she crying or is that just strange shading? I can't really tell.
Scary for all the wrong reasons.
Even though you grabbed a bottle of blood for who knows what reason moments before?
Damn, no wonder he left California.
Now your essay on postmodernism in The Awakening is bound to get an A.
More like a book whose spines form a picture of a dragon.
You specifically, player.
"Oh, come on. There's no way this stupid thing can be right."
The abrupt reason why I can't go through this mystery door.
Like that Planet Laika Photoshop, only serious. Also, not as shit.
Welp, enough character development. Back to the game.
This game really sucks at descriptions, is my point.
How oddly knowledgeable of our protagonists.
"One note is all that is necessary."
Where? All I see is....I'm not sure what I'm seeing.
The church itself is so disappointed in all these weeds popping out of nowhere.
Again, just by looking at it.
"Too bad we couldn't animate that or anything."
Katamari Damashit Yourself.
Did she tattoo the Sephirot onto her body? Why?
It gets goofier, folks. (Also, boobs don't work like that.)
Much less imposing in-game.
Like the final boss in Pandora's Tower, only not as good.
"Might as well ruin the mood some more."
Is his sideburn continuing underneath his chin?
The entire staff. This one person worked on everything in the game.
Provided by the Giant Bomb crew themselves.
Quite a lot to say so little.
SNK FUCKING WORKED ON THIS!? SHouldn't they have been working on a new King of Fighters?
Why was the sugar for Kirby Fong? And why is this even in the credits?
Not a good sign when one of your major characters is essentially painted into the background.
Apparently, this is healing.
WHAT IS THAT FUCKING THING!?
You can apparently choose between getting and rags. Always choose Get.
"Nothing is stopping you now."
"You didn't hear it from me, though."
BECAUSE THE COLOR WHITE IN JAPAN IS SYMBOLIC OF DEATH.
Should we wait for you to commit to your emotions more or what?
Remember: Japan has no concept of plural.
Why not just tell me what it does, like the other stats?
Holy water's just regular water, so I'm not sure how this is supposed to work.
Never know when I might have to garnish a meal.
Like Dead Island without the island.
I'd say something about symbolism, but it takes an entire disc for them to become relevant, anyway.
Sealed with a feather. Somehow.
Of all the things in the world to model, why tween facial hair?
It's never explained how they know who it belongs to.
President Weavel: Mode Betty Y.
Holy shit, guys! It's not just any old pistol; it's DA pistol!
It's the 1890s, not the 1980s.
Yep, this is totally a Resident Evil clone.
I will abuse the shit out of it.
"You inferred this from looking at a fucking mask."
"Did we mention that she has psychic powers? Well, we're mentioning it now."
"Complex Hewbrew metaphysics? Yawn."
I'm not even touching it; I just FEEL the pulse.
What the dear shit is this?
PUMP UP THAT MYSTIC ARK, GIRL!
We all knew that one kid in middle school who looked exactly like this.
Somehow, this is comic relief.
Koudelka thinks very little of you, the player.
What a shitty birthday present.
Nick Nolte, this is you in right now.
She's not rapidly aging or anything; the lighting in this scene is just that mediocre.
Since when were The Simpsons scary? (Since maybe the past few years.)
Hey, look at that! A developer nod that makes sense!
Yep, that's what a ring is.
And attached again, for good measure.
You know, a spot here, a dash there, nothing too major.
I think the descriptions were flopped around.
Koudelka, The Tortoise Woman.
Faces should not have the texture of a boot.
She's not killing herself or anything; she's just really comforted by that gun.
The way that it's dead or the way they only implied that she shot herself?
Koudelka, you are one stone cold bastard.
That always means "boss battle".
WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST THIS MAN, KLEPEK!?
Couldn't just abbreviate that to "dolls"?
"You just killed two zombie children. Here's a key!"
See all that space twisting?
Archimedes, I need your help!
No clue as to why the red dots are on there.
Is she crying or is that just strange shading? I can't really tell.
Scary for all the wrong reasons.
Even though you grabbed a bottle of blood for who knows what reason moments before?
Damn, no wonder he left California.
Now your essay on postmodernism in The Awakening is bound to get an A.
More like a book whose spines form a picture of a dragon.
You specifically, player.
"Oh, come on. There's no way this stupid thing can be right."
The abrupt reason why I can't go through this mystery door.
Like that Planet Laika Photoshop, only serious. Also, not as shit.
Welp, enough character development. Back to the game.
This game really sucks at descriptions, is my point.
How oddly knowledgeable of our protagonists.
"One note is all that is necessary."
Where? All I see is....I'm not sure what I'm seeing.
The church itself is so disappointed in all these weeds popping out of nowhere.
Again, just by looking at it.
"Too bad we couldn't animate that or anything."
Katamari Damashit Yourself.
Did she tattoo the Sephirot onto her body? Why?
It gets goofier, folks. (Also, boobs don't work like that.)
Much less imposing in-game.
Like the final boss in Pandora's Tower, only not as good.
"Might as well ruin the mood some more."
Is his sideburn continuing underneath his chin?
The entire staff. This one person worked on everything in the game.
Provided by the Giant Bomb crew themselves.
Quite a lot to say so little.
SNK FUCKING WORKED ON THIS!? SHouldn't they have been working on a new King of Fighters?
Why was the sugar for Kirby Fong? And why is this even in the credits?
