Maui Mallard title screen
Where our adventure begins
Through the tunnels of the mansion? huh
I don't like the looks of this
This seems a bit over the top...
Unbelievably, it gets weirder from here.
Is that racist? I'm pretty sure that's racist. Yea, let's go with racist.
I like to imagine this means "a teddy bear Maui head", if only because of how adorable that is.
GODDAMN, this is a good looking game.
Yep, still an amazing looking game.
Then why is this game so average?
"Just ignore what I just told you about achieving ultimate duck greatness."
What follows is the most lurid act of duck fuckery I can post to the site.
Oh no! A duck that flies! By what mystical power does it flaunt the will of the gods!?
When did this become Graduckus?
OH SWEET SHIT WHAT IS THAT FUCKING THING!?
"...go to the bathroom at night."
Oh sweet shit what is that fucking thing.
Which, funnily enough, never happened. Imagine that.
Donald in Maui Mallard - Eye
Maui Mallard title screen
Where our adventure begins
Through the tunnels of the mansion? huh
I don't like the looks of this
This seems a bit over the top...
Maui Mallard title screen
Where our adventure begins
Through the tunnels of the mansion? huh
I don't like the looks of this
This seems a bit over the top...
Unbelievably, it gets weirder from here.
Is that racist? I'm pretty sure that's racist. Yea, let's go with racist.
I like to imagine this means "a teddy bear Maui head", if only because of how adorable that is.
GODDAMN, this is a good looking game.
Yep, still an amazing looking game.
Then why is this game so average?
"Just ignore what I just told you about achieving ultimate duck greatness."
What follows is the most lurid act of duck fuckery I can post to the site.
Oh no! A duck that flies! By what mystical power does it flaunt the will of the gods!?
When did this become Graduckus?
OH SWEET SHIT WHAT IS THAT FUCKING THING!?
"...go to the bathroom at night."
Oh sweet shit what is that fucking thing.
Which, funnily enough, never happened. Imagine that.
Unbelievably, it gets weirder from here.
Is that racist? I'm pretty sure that's racist. Yea, let's go with racist.
I like to imagine this means "a teddy bear Maui head", if only because of how adorable that is.
GODDAMN, this is a good looking game.
Yep, still an amazing looking game.
Then why is this game so average?
"Just ignore what I just told you about achieving ultimate duck greatness."
What follows is the most lurid act of duck fuckery I can post to the site.
Oh no! A duck that flies! By what mystical power does it flaunt the will of the gods!?
When did this become Graduckus?
OH SWEET SHIT WHAT IS THAT FUCKING THING!?
"...go to the bathroom at night."
Oh sweet shit what is that fucking thing.
Which, funnily enough, never happened. Imagine that.