Front cover of Onimusha: Warlords Greatest Hits (US) for PlayStation 2
Front cover of Onimusha: Warlords (UK) for PlayStation 2
Onimusha Warlords UK Box Art (Back)
Front cover of Onimusha: Warlords (US) for PlayStation 2
Front cover of Onimusha (JP) for PlayStation 2
Of course something's wrong with it; it's Dark Fucking Inaba!
"Brother, I believe our servants are being capt--" "NOT NOW, SIS. I'M TRYING TO KILL NOBUNAGA!"
Exposition at its exposition-y-est.
The worst part is that it was probably "understood" in the original Japanese.
I know that face from SOMEWHERE; I just don't know where.
Didn't this happen in Terranigma at one point?
Mirror mirror on the wall, who thought a Resident Evil action game was a good idea?
Because only good can come of this.
What kind demons. Usually, you're just expected to figure shit out for yourself.
I can see a very clear path around it.
Turns out that's an emulation error AND a weird ninja pose.
"Drawings? Of....de...mons? WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!?"
Oh, piss off. They couldn't even get Japanese numbers on the fucking things!
Because thunder can be counted.
As opposed to the top of the moat?
Aren't bad translations the result of English speakers not understanding Japanese, not vice versa?
That's the look of a monster who's spent all night partying to come home to an intervention.
"I almost died of embarrassment when he gave me a document AND a jewel. How gauche!"
Great way to honor his dying wishes. Douche.
None of those words describe you.
"I already have five of the bastards. Where would I even find the room for a sixth skeleton?"
I like to imagine he's saying that in pirate voice and calls his sword a demon.
Why do all these demons look so damn tired? And why is this reminding me of a Dexter's Lap episode?
This stupidity is evidence of how much Japan hates Nobunaga.
Looking at your face, he clearly got the short end of that bargain.
THAT'S NOT EVEN A JAPANESE NAME!
THAT'S what you notice? Not the skeletons or the flames or the now long-gone corpse?
Probably because it clearly isn't Japanese.....why is that?
I think it's the game saying this, and I have no fucking clue why.
"I'm offended you would even say that. I say 'good day' to you, sir."
As opposed to the Ultra Arrow?
"You've been locked up for so long. You need to find out how to unlock, man. It'll save your life."
"Why's he making that pouty face?" "OTHER THAN THAT, ASSHOLE."
Reaction shot of the century.
I'm starting to suspect that the localization team was monumentally lazy.
My first Game Over, and it's also poorly translated.
"Animal" and "person" are pretty distant words in Japanese, so I have no idea what's up with this.
I can't tell if those guinea pigs are metaphorical or real.
How tame are your nightmares that you can't imagine human eating in them?
What a poor translation this is being.
Karl Jung was a fucking idiot, apparently.
Because humans can't accomplish anything without demon intervention.
Looks like a shoji. Just slice through the fucking thing and be on your way.
You have no idea what these words mean, do you, Onimusha?
MAYBE THAT LEVER WILL HELP US.
MAYBE THIS EMULATOR-GLITCHED LEVER WILL HELP US.
THIS LEVER HAS HELPED US. Also, I'm playing as Kaede now, for whatever reason.
Not that you actually use the wall once the room is lit.
There is no trick. This game is just fucking stupid.
Again, I'm fairly certain Capcom had to go out of their way to fuck up this translation.
"Other than my arm clipping through the pre-rendered backgrounds, I'm doing fine."
I don't remember seeing any levers, so time for a needlessly stupid solution.
"You fucking with me, Kaede?"
So they rendered Samanosuke, but not the water drowning him?
That's a peephole, you dumbass.
Oh. Awkward time to get sexual on us, Capcom.
Not that I've ever found a use for it, but whatever. (Also, isn't Samanosuke a samurai, not a ninja.
"But aren't YOU the one with the weird animal motifs?" "Are you gonna poke holes in every thing?"
"Who secures their armor with a dinky little string?"
"WHAT MEANS QUESTION." - The translator, probably.
You haven't capitalized "samurai" before. Why bother now?
As opposed to right now, when there is no blood flowing in her very human head.
Turns out these fill in over time. I'm still keeping them, though.
Which, surprisingly, is a real thing and not some fantasy metal.
The rest of this is about farts, isn't it?
No, the cryptology still doesn't make much sense.
Still little sense in it.
Even though he's blocking it, I can tell you that it doesn't look like his gauntlet.
Walhart, what are YOU doing here?
And why does he have two swords?
"But she's right there. And she has a sword. And I'm ten." "Just trust me on this, kid!"
"And that makes me happy. And the hero, somehow." (Also, I think he was stealing her lines.)
"When a man and a woman get each other VERY drunk..."
"Like this asshole right here."
"Banana moon? HOW MAGICAL."
This translation fucking sucks, is my point.
No, Samanosuke, you're not an expert on marriage counseling OR child abuse.
Do I go with the hat joke or the Vocaloid joke? (Vocaloid joke. Duh.)
And as far as I've played, serves no role in the story at all.
OK, this animal bullshit is getting ridiculous.
Where to begin? The stilted term "fair-complexioned" or the guy looking at internal organs?
"IF ONLY I HAD A LONG STICK WITH WHICH TO REACH THIS OBJECT."
Nope, no room for any more characters.
It made sense in Devil May Cry. Not so much here.
Some demon-ass racism in this book.
Doesn't get any less racist.
I think it's called "White Book" because somebody lost the "Mein Kampf" book sleeve.
Wait, did Hideyoshi die? Is that his corpse? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?
It makes LESS sense the more it's filled in.
That's not a face that accepts "no"s.
As always, I will find a way.
Which he doesn't, really. He just sits here for a bit while I play as Kaede.
Oh, you can just SMELL the racism on this one.
This pleases him, somehow.
Oh god, what's going on with that face? It's like he's already dead.
That's not a circle. That's a swirl. Dicks.
So it's a lockpick set? NOT THAT BADASS, CAPCOM.
"And yet I painted, regardless of my inaccuracies. I really do confuse myself."
So we have a full sentence and a relative clause.
"It will be quite difficult, seeing how it's between time and everything."
"How many times do I have to tell you, May? A DEMON'S SOUL FOR MY ADDICTIONS!"
"It's not gay if it's with yourself."
"But it's still murdering ME!"
That's not evil. That's not even a plate.
Oh, right. This game has a bug motif for reasons I don't yet comprehend.
And then all the demons die because the building collapsed on their stupid, stupid faces.
Lazy Kaede. At least go somewhere if you're gonna render on top of the door.
Not this weird goddamn thing again.
Rhymes with "away". Which is where I want you to go.
Another sort-of sentence. Great.
"You could simply move them to the side if this wasn't a Capcom-style adventure game."
Hold on a second. Didn't the final boss in Tenchu use this exact same sword?
This picture is fucking lying. I used a bow on that stone and didn't get jack shit.
"Like I haven't, apparently."
"Throw it in with your normal load and wear your clothes completely soul free!"
I think the missing phrase is "The PS3".
I haven't seen such poor use of a green screen since....ever, really.
"The holiest spirit, of course, being a snake demon."
"These things are related. Wait...RE-style game. OF COURSE THEY'RE RELATED."
Dragon Orb? That's not as cool as a PS3.
There's a comma missing (and I know Japanese has them).
Maybe that mass of polygons on his left elbow?
There's another one for the page.
Flat Face Kaede to the rescue.
Nobunaga: a villain in absolutely goddamn everything in Japanese fiction.
"The press will never get those pictures of me shopping at Lane Bryant!"
Like an action movie, except exactly that.
Well, at least we can agree on that.
Again, like an action movie.
They place so much undue focus on this arrow.
Case in point: this goes on for twelve full seconds.
He says while looking more worm-like of the two.
".....Was I supposed to understand that?"
Maybe you shouldn't proofread your script as you're delivering it, Demon Guy.
This is just how he looks at things....with his giant chest eye.
Ever so necessary for these three or four rooms.
I'll eventually crop the beauty on its own.
"Shit. What's this place become since I last appeared?"
"Wait, which one of them was Yumemaru, again?"
What does this remind me of? I know it reminds me of something.
"OH, HOW HILARIOUS! YOU HUMANS TELL THE BEST JOKES! BWAHAHAHA!"
I think you might want to rephrase that so it makes some sense.
He just found out what happens to Aeris.
A forgotten gameplay mechanic, seen here.
"Must've slept on it wrong."
Does he have any expressions other than this?
"Only to see the Edo period of Japanese history essentially banish her from her homeland."
Didn't stop Capcom from making so many other Onimusha games.
Well, at least until Onimusha Tactics.
Wait, Inafune? The guy behind Mega Man? What happened, man?
Hopefully, this was plastered on the box art that I haven't yet seen.
Getting wild with our romanization, aren't we, Onimusha?
Or maybe you're not entirely sure how that shit works.
I'm kind of hoping I see this for other credits. "Rika Kono (Manic Depressive)"
"Cut! Needs more boob bounce! Let's take it from the top, people!"
The greatest robot game developer ever made.
The one middle movie and the one end movie.
......No idea what those mean.
You can just smell the の, can't ya?
The higher ups determined Harakijimusho didn't deserve a surname. Must've mistaken him for Keiichi.
Man, how minor a character is the main villain that he's listed after Soldier E?
Mysterious Voice Narrator. My favorite character in all of Onimusha.
That explains the voice acting, probably.
New Japan? You mean from Liberation Maiden?
Your Japanese lesson of the day.
Clearly, these people are well versed in the English tongue.
You didn't supervise hard enough, Genazea.
You're not my real dad, Onimusha!
That's not even close to saying "Onimusha".
That explains so very much.
He gets his own entire screen, for reasons unknown.
Of course something's wrong with it; it's Dark Fucking Inaba!
"Brother, I believe our servants are being capt--" "NOT NOW, SIS. I'M TRYING TO KILL NOBUNAGA!"
Exposition at its exposition-y-est.
The worst part is that it was probably "understood" in the original Japanese.
I know that face from SOMEWHERE; I just don't know where.
Didn't this happen in Terranigma at one point?
Mirror mirror on the wall, who thought a Resident Evil action game was a good idea?
Because only good can come of this.
What kind demons. Usually, you're just expected to figure shit out for yourself.
I can see a very clear path around it.
Turns out that's an emulation error AND a weird ninja pose.
"Drawings? Of....de...mons? WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!?"
Oh, piss off. They couldn't even get Japanese numbers on the fucking things!
Because thunder can be counted.
As opposed to the top of the moat?
Aren't bad translations the result of English speakers not understanding Japanese, not vice versa?
That's the look of a monster who's spent all night partying to come home to an intervention.
"I almost died of embarrassment when he gave me a document AND a jewel. How gauche!"
Great way to honor his dying wishes. Douche.
None of those words describe you.
"I already have five of the bastards. Where would I even find the room for a sixth skeleton?"
I like to imagine he's saying that in pirate voice and calls his sword a demon.
Why do all these demons look so damn tired? And why is this reminding me of a Dexter's Lap episode?
This stupidity is evidence of how much Japan hates Nobunaga.
Looking at your face, he clearly got the short end of that bargain.
THAT'S NOT EVEN A JAPANESE NAME!
THAT'S what you notice? Not the skeletons or the flames or the now long-gone corpse?
Probably because it clearly isn't Japanese.....why is that?
I think it's the game saying this, and I have no fucking clue why.
"I'm offended you would even say that. I say 'good day' to you, sir."
As opposed to the Ultra Arrow?
"You've been locked up for so long. You need to find out how to unlock, man. It'll save your life."
"Why's he making that pouty face?" "OTHER THAN THAT, ASSHOLE."
Reaction shot of the century.
I'm starting to suspect that the localization team was monumentally lazy.
My first Game Over, and it's also poorly translated.
"Animal" and "person" are pretty distant words in Japanese, so I have no idea what's up with this.
I can't tell if those guinea pigs are metaphorical or real.
How tame are your nightmares that you can't imagine human eating in them?
What a poor translation this is being.
Karl Jung was a fucking idiot, apparently.
Because humans can't accomplish anything without demon intervention.
Looks like a shoji. Just slice through the fucking thing and be on your way.
You have no idea what these words mean, do you, Onimusha?
MAYBE THAT LEVER WILL HELP US.
MAYBE THIS EMULATOR-GLITCHED LEVER WILL HELP US.
THIS LEVER HAS HELPED US. Also, I'm playing as Kaede now, for whatever reason.
Not that you actually use the wall once the room is lit.
There is no trick. This game is just fucking stupid.
Again, I'm fairly certain Capcom had to go out of their way to fuck up this translation.
"Other than my arm clipping through the pre-rendered backgrounds, I'm doing fine."
I don't remember seeing any levers, so time for a needlessly stupid solution.
"You fucking with me, Kaede?"
So they rendered Samanosuke, but not the water drowning him?
That's a peephole, you dumbass.
Oh. Awkward time to get sexual on us, Capcom.
Not that I've ever found a use for it, but whatever. (Also, isn't Samanosuke a samurai, not a ninja.
"But aren't YOU the one with the weird animal motifs?" "Are you gonna poke holes in every thing?"
"Who secures their armor with a dinky little string?"
"WHAT MEANS QUESTION." - The translator, probably.
You haven't capitalized "samurai" before. Why bother now?
As opposed to right now, when there is no blood flowing in her very human head.
Turns out these fill in over time. I'm still keeping them, though.
Which, surprisingly, is a real thing and not some fantasy metal.
The rest of this is about farts, isn't it?
No, the cryptology still doesn't make much sense.
Still little sense in it.
Even though he's blocking it, I can tell you that it doesn't look like his gauntlet.
Walhart, what are YOU doing here?
And why does he have two swords?
"But she's right there. And she has a sword. And I'm ten." "Just trust me on this, kid!"
"And that makes me happy. And the hero, somehow." (Also, I think he was stealing her lines.)
"When a man and a woman get each other VERY drunk..."
"Like this asshole right here."
"Banana moon? HOW MAGICAL."
This translation fucking sucks, is my point.
No, Samanosuke, you're not an expert on marriage counseling OR child abuse.
Do I go with the hat joke or the Vocaloid joke? (Vocaloid joke. Duh.)
And as far as I've played, serves no role in the story at all.
OK, this animal bullshit is getting ridiculous.
Where to begin? The stilted term "fair-complexioned" or the guy looking at internal organs?
"IF ONLY I HAD A LONG STICK WITH WHICH TO REACH THIS OBJECT."
Nope, no room for any more characters.
It made sense in Devil May Cry. Not so much here.
Some demon-ass racism in this book.
Doesn't get any less racist.
I think it's called "White Book" because somebody lost the "Mein Kampf" book sleeve.
Wait, did Hideyoshi die? Is that his corpse? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?
It makes LESS sense the more it's filled in.
That's not a face that accepts "no"s.
As always, I will find a way.
Which he doesn't, really. He just sits here for a bit while I play as Kaede.
Oh, you can just SMELL the racism on this one.
This pleases him, somehow.
Oh god, what's going on with that face? It's like he's already dead.
That's not a circle. That's a swirl. Dicks.
So it's a lockpick set? NOT THAT BADASS, CAPCOM.
"And yet I painted, regardless of my inaccuracies. I really do confuse myself."
So we have a full sentence and a relative clause.
"It will be quite difficult, seeing how it's between time and everything."
"How many times do I have to tell you, May? A DEMON'S SOUL FOR MY ADDICTIONS!"
"It's not gay if it's with yourself."
"But it's still murdering ME!"
That's not evil. That's not even a plate.
Oh, right. This game has a bug motif for reasons I don't yet comprehend.
And then all the demons die because the building collapsed on their stupid, stupid faces.
Lazy Kaede. At least go somewhere if you're gonna render on top of the door.
Not this weird goddamn thing again.
Rhymes with "away". Which is where I want you to go.
Another sort-of sentence. Great.
"You could simply move them to the side if this wasn't a Capcom-style adventure game."
Hold on a second. Didn't the final boss in Tenchu use this exact same sword?
This picture is fucking lying. I used a bow on that stone and didn't get jack shit.
"Like I haven't, apparently."
"Throw it in with your normal load and wear your clothes completely soul free!"
I think the missing phrase is "The PS3".
I haven't seen such poor use of a green screen since....ever, really.
"The holiest spirit, of course, being a snake demon."
"These things are related. Wait...RE-style game. OF COURSE THEY'RE RELATED."
Dragon Orb? That's not as cool as a PS3.
There's a comma missing (and I know Japanese has them).
Maybe that mass of polygons on his left elbow?
There's another one for the page.
Flat Face Kaede to the rescue.
Nobunaga: a villain in absolutely goddamn everything in Japanese fiction.
"The press will never get those pictures of me shopping at Lane Bryant!"
Like an action movie, except exactly that.
Well, at least we can agree on that.
Again, like an action movie.
They place so much undue focus on this arrow.
Case in point: this goes on for twelve full seconds.
He says while looking more worm-like of the two.
".....Was I supposed to understand that?"
Maybe you shouldn't proofread your script as you're delivering it, Demon Guy.
This is just how he looks at things....with his giant chest eye.
Ever so necessary for these three or four rooms.
I'll eventually crop the beauty on its own.
"Shit. What's this place become since I last appeared?"
"Wait, which one of them was Yumemaru, again?"
What does this remind me of? I know it reminds me of something.
"OH, HOW HILARIOUS! YOU HUMANS TELL THE BEST JOKES! BWAHAHAHA!"
I think you might want to rephrase that so it makes some sense.
He just found out what happens to Aeris.
A forgotten gameplay mechanic, seen here.
"Must've slept on it wrong."
Does he have any expressions other than this?
"Only to see the Edo period of Japanese history essentially banish her from her homeland."
Didn't stop Capcom from making so many other Onimusha games.
Well, at least until Onimusha Tactics.
Wait, Inafune? The guy behind Mega Man? What happened, man?
Hopefully, this was plastered on the box art that I haven't yet seen.
Getting wild with our romanization, aren't we, Onimusha?
Or maybe you're not entirely sure how that shit works.
I'm kind of hoping I see this for other credits. "Rika Kono (Manic Depressive)"
"Cut! Needs more boob bounce! Let's take it from the top, people!"
The greatest robot game developer ever made.
The one middle movie and the one end movie.
......No idea what those mean.
You can just smell the の, can't ya?
The higher ups determined Harakijimusho didn't deserve a surname. Must've mistaken him for Keiichi.
Man, how minor a character is the main villain that he's listed after Soldier E?
Mysterious Voice Narrator. My favorite character in all of Onimusha.
That explains the voice acting, probably.
New Japan? You mean from Liberation Maiden?
Your Japanese lesson of the day.
Clearly, these people are well versed in the English tongue.
You didn't supervise hard enough, Genazea.
You're not my real dad, Onimusha!
That's not even close to saying "Onimusha".
That explains so very much.
He gets his own entire screen, for reasons unknown.
Of course something's wrong with it; it's Dark Fucking Inaba!
"Brother, I believe our servants are being capt--" "NOT NOW, SIS. I'M TRYING TO KILL NOBUNAGA!"
Exposition at its exposition-y-est.
The worst part is that it was probably "understood" in the original Japanese.
I know that face from SOMEWHERE; I just don't know where.
Didn't this happen in Terranigma at one point?
Mirror mirror on the wall, who thought a Resident Evil action game was a good idea?
Because only good can come of this.
What kind demons. Usually, you're just expected to figure shit out for yourself.
I can see a very clear path around it.
Turns out that's an emulation error AND a weird ninja pose.
"Drawings? Of....de...mons? WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!?"
Oh, piss off. They couldn't even get Japanese numbers on the fucking things!
Because thunder can be counted.
As opposed to the top of the moat?
Aren't bad translations the result of English speakers not understanding Japanese, not vice versa?
That's the look of a monster who's spent all night partying to come home to an intervention.
"I almost died of embarrassment when he gave me a document AND a jewel. How gauche!"
Great way to honor his dying wishes. Douche.
None of those words describe you.
"I already have five of the bastards. Where would I even find the room for a sixth skeleton?"
I like to imagine he's saying that in pirate voice and calls his sword a demon.
Why do all these demons look so damn tired? And why is this reminding me of a Dexter's Lap episode?
This stupidity is evidence of how much Japan hates Nobunaga.
Looking at your face, he clearly got the short end of that bargain.
THAT'S NOT EVEN A JAPANESE NAME!
THAT'S what you notice? Not the skeletons or the flames or the now long-gone corpse?
Probably because it clearly isn't Japanese.....why is that?
I think it's the game saying this, and I have no fucking clue why.
"I'm offended you would even say that. I say 'good day' to you, sir."
As opposed to the Ultra Arrow?
"You've been locked up for so long. You need to find out how to unlock, man. It'll save your life."
"Why's he making that pouty face?" "OTHER THAN THAT, ASSHOLE."
Reaction shot of the century.
I'm starting to suspect that the localization team was monumentally lazy.
My first Game Over, and it's also poorly translated.
"Animal" and "person" are pretty distant words in Japanese, so I have no idea what's up with this.
I can't tell if those guinea pigs are metaphorical or real.
How tame are your nightmares that you can't imagine human eating in them?
What a poor translation this is being.
Karl Jung was a fucking idiot, apparently.
Because humans can't accomplish anything without demon intervention.
Looks like a shoji. Just slice through the fucking thing and be on your way.
You have no idea what these words mean, do you, Onimusha?
MAYBE THAT LEVER WILL HELP US.
MAYBE THIS EMULATOR-GLITCHED LEVER WILL HELP US.
THIS LEVER HAS HELPED US. Also, I'm playing as Kaede now, for whatever reason.
Not that you actually use the wall once the room is lit.
There is no trick. This game is just fucking stupid.
Again, I'm fairly certain Capcom had to go out of their way to fuck up this translation.
"Other than my arm clipping through the pre-rendered backgrounds, I'm doing fine."
I don't remember seeing any levers, so time for a needlessly stupid solution.
"You fucking with me, Kaede?"
So they rendered Samanosuke, but not the water drowning him?
That's a peephole, you dumbass.
Oh. Awkward time to get sexual on us, Capcom.
Not that I've ever found a use for it, but whatever. (Also, isn't Samanosuke a samurai, not a ninja.
"But aren't YOU the one with the weird animal motifs?" "Are you gonna poke holes in every thing?"
"Who secures their armor with a dinky little string?"
"WHAT MEANS QUESTION." - The translator, probably.
You haven't capitalized "samurai" before. Why bother now?
As opposed to right now, when there is no blood flowing in her very human head.
Turns out these fill in over time. I'm still keeping them, though.
Which, surprisingly, is a real thing and not some fantasy metal.
The rest of this is about farts, isn't it?
No, the cryptology still doesn't make much sense.
Still little sense in it.
Even though he's blocking it, I can tell you that it doesn't look like his gauntlet.
Walhart, what are YOU doing here?
And why does he have two swords?
"But she's right there. And she has a sword. And I'm ten." "Just trust me on this, kid!"
"And that makes me happy. And the hero, somehow." (Also, I think he was stealing her lines.)
"When a man and a woman get each other VERY drunk..."
"Like this asshole right here."
"Banana moon? HOW MAGICAL."
This translation fucking sucks, is my point.
No, Samanosuke, you're not an expert on marriage counseling OR child abuse.
Do I go with the hat joke or the Vocaloid joke? (Vocaloid joke. Duh.)
And as far as I've played, serves no role in the story at all.
OK, this animal bullshit is getting ridiculous.
Where to begin? The stilted term "fair-complexioned" or the guy looking at internal organs?
"IF ONLY I HAD A LONG STICK WITH WHICH TO REACH THIS OBJECT."
Nope, no room for any more characters.
It made sense in Devil May Cry. Not so much here.
Some demon-ass racism in this book.
Doesn't get any less racist.
I think it's called "White Book" because somebody lost the "Mein Kampf" book sleeve.
Wait, did Hideyoshi die? Is that his corpse? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?
It makes LESS sense the more it's filled in.
That's not a face that accepts "no"s.
As always, I will find a way.
Which he doesn't, really. He just sits here for a bit while I play as Kaede.
Oh, you can just SMELL the racism on this one.
This pleases him, somehow.
Oh god, what's going on with that face? It's like he's already dead.
That's not a circle. That's a swirl. Dicks.
So it's a lockpick set? NOT THAT BADASS, CAPCOM.
"And yet I painted, regardless of my inaccuracies. I really do confuse myself."
So we have a full sentence and a relative clause.
"It will be quite difficult, seeing how it's between time and everything."
"How many times do I have to tell you, May? A DEMON'S SOUL FOR MY ADDICTIONS!"
"It's not gay if it's with yourself."
"But it's still murdering ME!"
That's not evil. That's not even a plate.
Oh, right. This game has a bug motif for reasons I don't yet comprehend.
And then all the demons die because the building collapsed on their stupid, stupid faces.
Lazy Kaede. At least go somewhere if you're gonna render on top of the door.
Not this weird goddamn thing again.
Rhymes with "away". Which is where I want you to go.
Another sort-of sentence. Great.
"You could simply move them to the side if this wasn't a Capcom-style adventure game."
Hold on a second. Didn't the final boss in Tenchu use this exact same sword?
This picture is fucking lying. I used a bow on that stone and didn't get jack shit.
"Like I haven't, apparently."
"Throw it in with your normal load and wear your clothes completely soul free!"
I think the missing phrase is "The PS3".
I haven't seen such poor use of a green screen since....ever, really.
"The holiest spirit, of course, being a snake demon."
"These things are related. Wait...RE-style game. OF COURSE THEY'RE RELATED."
Dragon Orb? That's not as cool as a PS3.
There's a comma missing (and I know Japanese has them).
Maybe that mass of polygons on his left elbow?
There's another one for the page.
Flat Face Kaede to the rescue.
Nobunaga: a villain in absolutely goddamn everything in Japanese fiction.
"The press will never get those pictures of me shopping at Lane Bryant!"
Like an action movie, except exactly that.
Well, at least we can agree on that.
Again, like an action movie.
They place so much undue focus on this arrow.
Case in point: this goes on for twelve full seconds.
He says while looking more worm-like of the two.
".....Was I supposed to understand that?"
Maybe you shouldn't proofread your script as you're delivering it, Demon Guy.
This is just how he looks at things....with his giant chest eye.
Ever so necessary for these three or four rooms.
I'll eventually crop the beauty on its own.
"Shit. What's this place become since I last appeared?"
"Wait, which one of them was Yumemaru, again?"
What does this remind me of? I know it reminds me of something.
"OH, HOW HILARIOUS! YOU HUMANS TELL THE BEST JOKES! BWAHAHAHA!"
I think you might want to rephrase that so it makes some sense.
He just found out what happens to Aeris.
A forgotten gameplay mechanic, seen here.
"Must've slept on it wrong."
Does he have any expressions other than this?
"Only to see the Edo period of Japanese history essentially banish her from her homeland."
Didn't stop Capcom from making so many other Onimusha games.
Well, at least until Onimusha Tactics.
Wait, Inafune? The guy behind Mega Man? What happened, man?
Hopefully, this was plastered on the box art that I haven't yet seen.
Getting wild with our romanization, aren't we, Onimusha?
Or maybe you're not entirely sure how that shit works.
I'm kind of hoping I see this for other credits. "Rika Kono (Manic Depressive)"
"Cut! Needs more boob bounce! Let's take it from the top, people!"
The greatest robot game developer ever made.
The one middle movie and the one end movie.
......No idea what those mean.
You can just smell the の, can't ya?
The higher ups determined Harakijimusho didn't deserve a surname. Must've mistaken him for Keiichi.
Man, how minor a character is the main villain that he's listed after Soldier E?
Mysterious Voice Narrator. My favorite character in all of Onimusha.
That explains the voice acting, probably.
New Japan? You mean from Liberation Maiden?
Your Japanese lesson of the day.
Clearly, these people are well versed in the English tongue.
You didn't supervise hard enough, Genazea.
You're not my real dad, Onimusha!
That's not even close to saying "Onimusha".
That explains so very much.
He gets his own entire screen, for reasons unknown.
