Official Japanese box art
Because monsters can't be real? I fail to see the logic here.
The moment of truth. What shall it be?
You see those eyelids? Or at least what I assume are eyelids?
"Gee, what gave it away? The RAF plane just two feet away from her?"
Legal action from Square in 3, 2...
"Let's take this little lady to prom!" "I'm a guy." "Let's take this little lady to prom!"
"GRIM REMINDERS OF MY OWN MORTALITY!"
Also, whatever the fuck this is supposed to be.
How the hell should I know?
How bad does your life have to be when there's a good chance you wake up to see somebody shitting?
"Help. I've been trapped in this room for nine years. I survive off mice that crawl in here."
With a name that generic, you KNOW he's going to be essential to the plot.
"Unfortunately, 'martyr' and 'mosh pit' sound very similar in their language."
Legal action from Enix in 3, 2...
"I wasn't expecting that!"
"How many times do I have to tell you we're not doing that?"
Any reason why he's Australian? Besides fan translation?
"See, Darus? We didn't have to blow the door up."
What weird gating strategies.
"Are you TRYING to get us killed!?"
And there's our name drop.
Now I regret not going with Butt.
"Well, which is it? Guardian of the Light or nothing?"
Make your own crude sex joke.
There's no way THIS will collapse suddenly in the middle and force me through another dungeon.
German for "absolutely goddamn nothing."
"Now people won't hear my weed when I smoke it!"
How the fuck does that work? The cockpit's on the bottom, even! It's not a perspective thing!
"I mean, we crossed all at once before and it was just fine, but this is different, somehow."
THERE's the obviously foreshadowed plot point!
"I've been meaning to poop less!"
They're just as random as I make them out to be, folks.
Return of the random Australian. Coming to a theater near you.
What's weirder: that plane design, or that flat tower?
"How could such a heartless man love such a fun family film?"
Last updated September 2, 1973.
Darus, you've sucked the value out of that LONG ago.
Turns out that IS the spell.
"My friends can't handle such relentless pinching! They'll never make it!"
"Well, at least you didn't inherit his name." "I did." "......."
Not even bothering with subtlety, huh? I'm cool with that.
"I have no idea what that is!"
"Burn 'em and rob 'em. That's what I say."
That's the only reason the developers removed Hamas at this part of the game. The ONLY reason.
"Ready the pulley system! And get the medical team here, first. I don't want another broken pelvis."
A power so powerful it calls upon games that weren't released yet.
"I'm gonna be so pretty!"
"But it's a piece of p-" "I'M NOT CARRYING IT!"
"FUCK YOUR RELIGION. MY HANDS ARE FULL."
And then they don't. I wish I was kidding.
Who he hasn't mentioned even once to my memory.
"Replacing my anti-clotting medication with plastic pills. Oh, how droll!"
"Are you enjoying this scenic screenshot?"
Rome and Final Fantasy team up to become our undoing.
The Occupy movement's gotten out of control as of late.
Surprise surprise: it's all white.
"Why should I be expected to carry life itself? Let somebody else worry about that."
Anybody know what these symbols mean? They're all over the place.
"Before you came, all the people living there were confused about whether or not they existed."
And this is where things go TERRIBLY WRONG.
It's like she's confused by her own words.
This will absolutely never be mentioned again.
BULLSHIT. I AM KING. I AM THE ONLY KING.
"And us?" "............."
So much time, so little adjustment to this thing.
THIS IS WHAT YOUR DREAMS LOOK LIKE.
Are you REALLY trying to get philosophical on me, game? Really?
"Was he an idiot or what?"
"No, seriously, was he an idiot? I have trouble believing he wasn't."
That's what Soluna means: an entire goddamn sentence.
CG has a VERY loose definition, it seems.
Yacchan is just Yocchan in lipstick. Now you know.
"We need more yamasan, Miya. Put in all the yamasan you can muster."
OK, now they're just fucking with me.
And then the game ends on this image. It just hangs there. Forever.
Because monsters can't be real? I fail to see the logic here.
The moment of truth. What shall it be?
You see those eyelids? Or at least what I assume are eyelids?
"Gee, what gave it away? The RAF plane just two feet away from her?"
Legal action from Square in 3, 2...
"Let's take this little lady to prom!" "I'm a guy." "Let's take this little lady to prom!"
"GRIM REMINDERS OF MY OWN MORTALITY!"
Also, whatever the fuck this is supposed to be.
How the hell should I know?
How bad does your life have to be when there's a good chance you wake up to see somebody shitting?
"Help. I've been trapped in this room for nine years. I survive off mice that crawl in here."
With a name that generic, you KNOW he's going to be essential to the plot.
"Unfortunately, 'martyr' and 'mosh pit' sound very similar in their language."
Legal action from Enix in 3, 2...
"I wasn't expecting that!"
"How many times do I have to tell you we're not doing that?"
Any reason why he's Australian? Besides fan translation?
"See, Darus? We didn't have to blow the door up."
What weird gating strategies.
"Are you TRYING to get us killed!?"
And there's our name drop.
Now I regret not going with Butt.
"Well, which is it? Guardian of the Light or nothing?"
Make your own crude sex joke.
There's no way THIS will collapse suddenly in the middle and force me through another dungeon.
German for "absolutely goddamn nothing."
"Now people won't hear my weed when I smoke it!"
How the fuck does that work? The cockpit's on the bottom, even! It's not a perspective thing!
"I mean, we crossed all at once before and it was just fine, but this is different, somehow."
THERE's the obviously foreshadowed plot point!
"I've been meaning to poop less!"
They're just as random as I make them out to be, folks.
Return of the random Australian. Coming to a theater near you.
What's weirder: that plane design, or that flat tower?
"How could such a heartless man love such a fun family film?"
Last updated September 2, 1973.
Darus, you've sucked the value out of that LONG ago.
Turns out that IS the spell.
"My friends can't handle such relentless pinching! They'll never make it!"
"Well, at least you didn't inherit his name." "I did." "......."
Not even bothering with subtlety, huh? I'm cool with that.
"I have no idea what that is!"
"Burn 'em and rob 'em. That's what I say."
That's the only reason the developers removed Hamas at this part of the game. The ONLY reason.
"Ready the pulley system! And get the medical team here, first. I don't want another broken pelvis."
A power so powerful it calls upon games that weren't released yet.
"I'm gonna be so pretty!"
"But it's a piece of p-" "I'M NOT CARRYING IT!"
"FUCK YOUR RELIGION. MY HANDS ARE FULL."
And then they don't. I wish I was kidding.
Who he hasn't mentioned even once to my memory.
"Replacing my anti-clotting medication with plastic pills. Oh, how droll!"
"Are you enjoying this scenic screenshot?"
Rome and Final Fantasy team up to become our undoing.
The Occupy movement's gotten out of control as of late.
Surprise surprise: it's all white.
"Why should I be expected to carry life itself? Let somebody else worry about that."
Anybody know what these symbols mean? They're all over the place.
"Before you came, all the people living there were confused about whether or not they existed."
And this is where things go TERRIBLY WRONG.
It's like she's confused by her own words.
This will absolutely never be mentioned again.
BULLSHIT. I AM KING. I AM THE ONLY KING.
"And us?" "............."
So much time, so little adjustment to this thing.
THIS IS WHAT YOUR DREAMS LOOK LIKE.
Are you REALLY trying to get philosophical on me, game? Really?
"Was he an idiot or what?"
"No, seriously, was he an idiot? I have trouble believing he wasn't."
That's what Soluna means: an entire goddamn sentence.
CG has a VERY loose definition, it seems.
Yacchan is just Yocchan in lipstick. Now you know.
"We need more yamasan, Miya. Put in all the yamasan you can muster."
OK, now they're just fucking with me.
And then the game ends on this image. It just hangs there. Forever.
Because monsters can't be real? I fail to see the logic here.
The moment of truth. What shall it be?
You see those eyelids? Or at least what I assume are eyelids?
"Gee, what gave it away? The RAF plane just two feet away from her?"
Legal action from Square in 3, 2...
"Let's take this little lady to prom!" "I'm a guy." "Let's take this little lady to prom!"
"GRIM REMINDERS OF MY OWN MORTALITY!"
Also, whatever the fuck this is supposed to be.
How the hell should I know?
How bad does your life have to be when there's a good chance you wake up to see somebody shitting?
"Help. I've been trapped in this room for nine years. I survive off mice that crawl in here."
With a name that generic, you KNOW he's going to be essential to the plot.
"Unfortunately, 'martyr' and 'mosh pit' sound very similar in their language."
Legal action from Enix in 3, 2...
"I wasn't expecting that!"
"How many times do I have to tell you we're not doing that?"
Any reason why he's Australian? Besides fan translation?
"See, Darus? We didn't have to blow the door up."
What weird gating strategies.
"Are you TRYING to get us killed!?"
And there's our name drop.
Now I regret not going with Butt.
"Well, which is it? Guardian of the Light or nothing?"
Make your own crude sex joke.
There's no way THIS will collapse suddenly in the middle and force me through another dungeon.
German for "absolutely goddamn nothing."
"Now people won't hear my weed when I smoke it!"
How the fuck does that work? The cockpit's on the bottom, even! It's not a perspective thing!
"I mean, we crossed all at once before and it was just fine, but this is different, somehow."
THERE's the obviously foreshadowed plot point!
"I've been meaning to poop less!"
They're just as random as I make them out to be, folks.
Return of the random Australian. Coming to a theater near you.
What's weirder: that plane design, or that flat tower?
"How could such a heartless man love such a fun family film?"
Last updated September 2, 1973.
Darus, you've sucked the value out of that LONG ago.
Turns out that IS the spell.
"My friends can't handle such relentless pinching! They'll never make it!"
"Well, at least you didn't inherit his name." "I did." "......."
Not even bothering with subtlety, huh? I'm cool with that.
"I have no idea what that is!"
"Burn 'em and rob 'em. That's what I say."
That's the only reason the developers removed Hamas at this part of the game. The ONLY reason.
"Ready the pulley system! And get the medical team here, first. I don't want another broken pelvis."
A power so powerful it calls upon games that weren't released yet.
"I'm gonna be so pretty!"
"But it's a piece of p-" "I'M NOT CARRYING IT!"
"FUCK YOUR RELIGION. MY HANDS ARE FULL."
And then they don't. I wish I was kidding.
Who he hasn't mentioned even once to my memory.
"Replacing my anti-clotting medication with plastic pills. Oh, how droll!"
"Are you enjoying this scenic screenshot?"
Rome and Final Fantasy team up to become our undoing.
The Occupy movement's gotten out of control as of late.
Surprise surprise: it's all white.
"Why should I be expected to carry life itself? Let somebody else worry about that."
Anybody know what these symbols mean? They're all over the place.
"Before you came, all the people living there were confused about whether or not they existed."
And this is where things go TERRIBLY WRONG.
It's like she's confused by her own words.
This will absolutely never be mentioned again.
BULLSHIT. I AM KING. I AM THE ONLY KING.
"And us?" "............."
So much time, so little adjustment to this thing.
THIS IS WHAT YOUR DREAMS LOOK LIKE.
Are you REALLY trying to get philosophical on me, game? Really?
"Was he an idiot or what?"
"No, seriously, was he an idiot? I have trouble believing he wasn't."
That's what Soluna means: an entire goddamn sentence.
CG has a VERY loose definition, it seems.
Yacchan is just Yocchan in lipstick. Now you know.
"We need more yamasan, Miya. Put in all the yamasan you can muster."
OK, now they're just fucking with me.
And then the game ends on this image. It just hangs there. Forever.
