Zero to masturbation in under five minutes. Blackthorne, ladies and gents!
This is a Blizzard game, alright.
Even though he is very clearly sitting down.
"And you said we couldn't get rid of him that easily." "Not while he's still alive."
The almost very clearly dead guard.
The very clear laser fields on display that I didn't totally destroy a minute ago.
The very visible blood paints a different picture. With blood.
"Hi, Mr. Hungry, can I call you So?" "You......asshole....*dies*....."
How did he get it? Why didn't he use it to escape? Shut the hell up with your questions.
"Let's see him collect that five bucks now."
"Your unexplained leap into my face tells as much."
"Are you sure we shouldn't....you know, try to kill him?" "I believe I made myself clear."
Why can't the other levels look this cool?
Going full-on cliche, I take it.
"Wait, I think I mixed those up."
Blackthorne Box Art, Back (Large).
Blackthorne Box Art, Front (Large).
Blackthorne SNES Manual Cover (Large).
Zero to masturbation in under five minutes. Blackthorne, ladies and gents!
This is a Blizzard game, alright.
Even though he is very clearly sitting down.
"And you said we couldn't get rid of him that easily." "Not while he's still alive."
The almost very clearly dead guard.
The very clear laser fields on display that I didn't totally destroy a minute ago.
The very visible blood paints a different picture. With blood.
"Hi, Mr. Hungry, can I call you So?" "You......asshole....*dies*....."
How did he get it? Why didn't he use it to escape? Shut the hell up with your questions.
"Let's see him collect that five bucks now."
"Your unexplained leap into my face tells as much."
"Are you sure we shouldn't....you know, try to kill him?" "I believe I made myself clear."
Why can't the other levels look this cool?
Going full-on cliche, I take it.
"Wait, I think I mixed those up."
Zero to masturbation in under five minutes. Blackthorne, ladies and gents!
This is a Blizzard game, alright.
Even though he is very clearly sitting down.
"And you said we couldn't get rid of him that easily." "Not while he's still alive."
The almost very clearly dead guard.
The very clear laser fields on display that I didn't totally destroy a minute ago.
The very visible blood paints a different picture. With blood.
"Hi, Mr. Hungry, can I call you So?" "You......asshole....*dies*....."
How did he get it? Why didn't he use it to escape? Shut the hell up with your questions.
"Let's see him collect that five bucks now."
"Your unexplained leap into my face tells as much."
"Are you sure we shouldn't....you know, try to kill him?" "I believe I made myself clear."
Why can't the other levels look this cool?
Going full-on cliche, I take it.
"Wait, I think I mixed those up."
